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[-] ChapoKrautHaus@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

Sir, a second Georgia has broken from our Soviet motherland!

second-plane

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

It's fucked up that Georgia wasn't Georgia here

[-] reaper_cushions@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

Yeah, out of all states to make Georgia, they chose Tajikistan.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Dont forget the crippling shock therapy. America is already a capitalist shithole but I'm sure its public sector can be dismantled further.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

rage-cry YOU CAN"T LEAVE US WITH TEXAS COME ONNNN

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

The first Michigan-on-Michigan war will be interesting. We'll get to finally see why bridge maps are bullshit.

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

The Yooper Genocide

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Michigan revanchists fighting to regain the upper peninsula

[-] Hexbollah@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

We must reclaim our ancestral homeland

[-] SpookyGenderCommunist@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

We must reclaim our ancestral homeland

New Jersey?

[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago

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[-] context@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

astronaut-2 it's all belarus?

stalin-gun-1lukashenko-tired always has been

[-] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

Calikraine in the membrane

[-] mkultrawide@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago

College football map looking funny.

[-] 420blazeit69@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

The Big Ten becomes the premier forum for negotiations and trade talks among the new nations

[-] regul@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

Lmao Washington would be so pissed. Get fucked.

[-] wopazoo@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ohiorus ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ

[-] wtypstanaccount04@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago
[-] Flinch@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago
[-] renatadeux@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago

it makes absolutely no sense. it's perfect

[-] djphdk@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

sicko-yes Yes! I must see the Lukashenko of Ohio lukashenko-tired

[-] CrushKillDestroySwag@hexbear.net 9 points 10 months ago
[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

The absolute disrespect to Colorado, we're not a Federation state and would've broke out, we don't want to be in the same country as Kansas

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

Calikraine

Wait, is this why American rightoids back Russia in Ukraine?

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Sort of. They seem to more or less agree with the Russian stance that the EU is a vehicle for western gender wokism.

[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

New York would probably break up with Upstate and Downstate being their own region

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah there's no universe in which New York City just stays with Kansas and Nebraska if something like this happens. An independent city-state seems a lot more likely to me.

[-] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My headcanon is that pretty much everything north and east of Philadelphia becomes its own state. At the very least it would have to encompass everything near and between the Boston and NYC metro areas.

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Oh sweet SC gets an eternally burning oil hole now

[-] LocalMaxima@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Texas should be Kazakhstan ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Lone Sun with Bird State

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

Not making Georgia the Georgia of this map? C'mon.

[-] ZapataCadabra@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Neither country ever recovered from the Cano-Americaviet split.

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