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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I grabbed a corn dog the other day from AM/PM and the cashier asked if I wanted mustard or ketchup and then when I said no thank you, gave me a look like I had grown a second head.

I like the corn dog. It's not just a sauce conveyance vessel. And I only sometimes eat the stick too.

[–] wisemanzero@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

1400-1600 calories, only 180% of daily sodium requirement.... If you had a light breakfast and it's the only other thing you eat that day it's not that bad. You might want to get some more fiber though, and a multivitamin wouldn't hurt.

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

I think I was a year into living on my own when I realised I could eat whatever I wanted. I have a distinct memory of walking from the microwave at work with two paper cups stuffed with dogs, and more between my fingers, like a corn dog wolverine.

I probably had malnutrition because I didn't know how to feed myself for shit lol no wonder I was starving

[–] ExLisper@linux.community 6 points 11 months ago

Wow, first repost I see on lemmy. Congrats!

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

One time when I was a teenager I ate 10 pre-packaged chicken corndogs and my burps were lethal from 30 feet away.

Between the cornbread, chicken and cola I drank for that one meal...I created something horrifying in my stomach.

And when the burps stopped...there was calm before a storm...of terrible farts that went on all night. I was waking up every 10 minutes to unleash a vaporized demon from my anus and going to the toilet every hour to unleash a liquid one

[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What even is a corndog, like a hotdog... made of corn?

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hotdog saussage covered in wome corn based batter. It's absolutely disgusting.

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 16 points 11 months ago

Corn dogs are delicious you heathen.

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

How much calories are the sticks?

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Do you think seven corndogs would hesitate to eat you?

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 11 months ago

i like a little corndog with my mustard

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Im in this picture and i dont like it