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[–] hikikoma@ani.social 138 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Deiv@lemmy.ca 39 points 11 months ago

Yea, coin you fit this dick in yo mouf

[–] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 84 points 11 months ago (1 children)

JFC,I thought I had porn brain rot at one point, but this person is consumed by horny.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The dancer or the tweeter?

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Are we tweeter, or are we dancer?

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 76 points 11 months ago

Could just be car keys.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 34 points 11 months ago

Gamer culture in the 2020s is wild

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 20 points 11 months ago

I wish i was me 10 seconds ago

[–] jaschen@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 11 months ago

I dated a very attractive girl once that was very into ddr. But we were very young back then.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

In fact they are not even playing at their maximum power

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ya'll. He has a chastity cage because of how he fucken plays DDR. Good fucken lord, look at that shit.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

90% of the time when I've seen someone going ape shit in DDR they're standing exactly like this

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It says on the arcade machine not to hold onto that rail. Page 9, sticker 7. https://www.manualslib.com/manual/1756526/Konami-Dance-Dance-Revolution.html?page=9#manual. Most people who did this received injuries, not high scores.

Edit: This is the manual, the company made. The engineers wrote the specifications. It says right there not to grab it. It doesn't matter what people use it for. It was factually not designed to grab during play. This is a first hand example of facts not meaning shit to the human species.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Uh, then wtf is its intended purpose?

[–] ysjet@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It's for holding onto while playing, there's literally stickers on the machine saying to do it. The current machines even advise it during the health/safety prompts. Current songs are charted specifically with the bar in mind. This isn't 2001 anymore. This guy has absolutely zero fuckin idea what he's talking about.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Okay, I just linked the fucken manuals for the machines. Sticker 7, do not hold.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 months ago

First time hearing about liability?

Sometimes companies will say things that they don't even believe themselves, just to protect themselves from the law.

It's called LI - A - BIL - I -TY

[–] XanXic@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Going off the Twitter profile picture and nothing else, I'm guessing this is a self post. Because what a wild ass thing to suggest. Normal humans assume keys or coins.

"Make fun of me and my chastity cage please!"

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

I found the poster on the birdsite, and from what I've seen of their pictures. No way is the subject them. The poster has way too long of hair for none of it to be visible in the photo.

Though having looked at their twitter, I am not surprised they said that about a stranger.