It appears to be the majority of Doctors most Americans can afford...
It's really too bad Kroger discontinued "The Fizzicist".
The bar for soda medical school is just so damn low.
Mr. PiBB dropped out of college
Moist Jesus
I respect any soda that puts in the time and effort to earn a doctorate degree. You know who I don't respect? Mr. Pibb, who can can take his undergrad ass and fuck right off.
Dr Perfect
Ok buddy, chill out.
Leave Dr Shasta alone. That shit (and its variants) slaps.
In the name of the Coke, the Pepper, and the Holy Sprite.
Ha, Dr perky. Nice.
Meanwhile in the Netherlands: 
My favorite was one called "Spritz Up"
My favorite dumb Dr. name was "Dr. Furr's" from Furr's supermarkets in the 80s
I like Dr. Spice, no fucking around with them.
Cool, now I'm on a quest to sample them all
Dr PeePee when
Doctor Snag down there trying to hide from the police after the college students made a game out of mixing him 1:1 with whiskey and making pledges drink until they fall over.
If that's real, and not AI, that wins. Store brand of the year.
Fucked up in the crib sipping Dr. BOB
*ravenous
It's ravenous wolves, not ravening. WTH does that even mean?
Okay but zevias are great.
There is one true Doctor, and one alone
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