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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 116 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Not even gay but this my favorite green text of all time

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 58 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I remember where one about a guy who parriciipated in a threesome. They had some dp action and his and another guy's balls touched but it wasn't gay. The third guy they were fucking also agreed.

[–] zaphod@feddit.de 26 points 11 months ago

If they said "no homo" before I don't see how any of that could be considered gay.

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Ha, I'm reminded of the shirt that said I'm not gay but $20 is $20

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

I've seen this a thousand times and I've chuckled every time.

[–] crystal@feddit.de 11 points 11 months ago

~~Not even gay~~ super straight

[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 46 points 11 months ago (5 children)

The fuck is a super straight

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Someone who is so straight it becomes their entire identity.
A super-straight man only likes really manly things, like cars, guns, hunting, beer, football, men's locker rooms, communal showers with teammates, mutual thigh massages, oil wrestling, dick measuring contests and bro jobs.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

But doesn’t wipe their ass cuz they can’t touch man ass for fear of not being straight any more

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

we both laugh and I unzip his pants gets me every time.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 32 points 11 months ago

Its like horseshoe theory where you are so straight you turn gay af

[–] satans_crackpipe@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

Someone who doesn't wash their ass because they might touch their butthole

[–] HoodieGyaru@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 months ago (31 children)

Someone who only dates cis people of the opposite gender

[–] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

It's also a bad faith term invented by transphobes on 4chan. It was argued that "super straight" was itself a sexuality & should be included in LGBT, have their own pride stuff, etc.

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[–] Plavatos@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Something like this... but maybe with less acceptance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI79h2FSnS4

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[–] NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

As soon as I saw super straight, I knew it was going to be as gay as it gets. Love this green text every time 🤣

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 11 months ago (13 children)

Real talk homies. How desperate would you as a straight man have to be to use a glory hole, knowing probably a man would be doing the sucking?

[–] Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

I'm not concerned about whether it's a guy or a girl sucking at a gloryhole, but I'm concerned about what STIs a gloryhole sucker might bring

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

As a straight man, I think I'd have to be pretty desperate. But in any case, I'd first talk about it with my straight husband.

[–] CaioAbreu@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

This is totally typical. You know why?

1 - It's easy to show up and get serviced, no sweat. 2 - Gay dudes give the bests blowjobs. 🧑🏼 3 - And... 'Cause the "straight male" actually enjoy doing it...

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why the hell is it gay to have a guy suck your dick? It's only gay if you're aroused by the thought of men. At a glory hole, you can still imagine it's a girl and the only gay one is the dude blowing you.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Quick question, that is only for my curiosity and doesn't come from any negative judgement, are you a straight male?

If you are then good on ya, I should feel silly for being surprised by this take because everyone is different.

But if you aren't; I would say that as a straight male, the thought of potentially getting my dick sucked by a guy but not knowing it was a guy, gives me the same exact feeling as if I did know. It's not disgust for another person, it's just a voiceless feeling that roughly translates to "definitely no", I'm sure someone else could describe it better, I'm no wordsmith, but that's essentially why we don't want to do that.

That being said, if you don't want to involve involuntary aversions, only some people have and nobody really talks about without being homophobic, because maybe you haven't experienced what I'm talking about. I will say getting your dick sucked by a guy is gay in the most literal sense. Maybe you aren't gay, that's on you to figure out, but you did do a gay thing, no "if"s "and"s or "butt"s about it and there is nothing wrong with that.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 11 months ago

I'm pansexual.

[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Real talk my dudes. How much more homophobic can this guy get?

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 2 points 11 months ago

He could have been more sensitive but there is nothing homophobic about just being straight. He didn't make any judgements about gay people, or any other disenfranchised group. His judgement/curiosity is towards straight males.

If you are bi curious and want to go to a glory hole and get excited about not knowing who is doing the service then guess what? You're a beautiful person but you aren't straight. So his question had nothing to do with you.

His question was for someone who has the same sexuality as him. It seems like he feels a specific way about something that comes from his sexuality and is wondering what the circumstances would be to make someone else that feels just like him about it to actually go through with it.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 months ago

Homophobic? Dude, I'm gay.

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

if you read again youll read that the green texter was doing the sucking

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago
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