Many women think this is what men do in the toilet.
this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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As someone with a penis, I can confirm this is exactly what we do in the toilet
I stopped doing it. Was too difficult to get up. God I'm old.
One of my first jobs was cleaning toilets in a bowling alley and I’m pretty sure this is what women do in the toilet. Anything to avoid touching that seat.
I’m a woman and I’ve never understood it.
Yes I've heard of this "hovering" phenomenon. Curious.
That litter box should have been changed a while ago. Poor cat
Yeah unfortunately this post just makes me angry. That litter box is fucking disgusting.
As funny as this is, I concur. Also... why were they taking a picture? Kinda concerns me that they may have intentionally pushed the box top over to tip the cat
But maybe I'm just being paranoid. Idk.
Hmm it's possible but I'd think a cat would easily be able to stay on its feet if the top was pushed off. But losing its balance and ending up like that also doesn't make sense to me.
My guess is the picture taker gave the cat some kind of jump scare (which tbf could involve pushing on the top) and had the camera ready.
Though if that is the case, the joke might be on them because that cat might look for new places to do its business now that the litter box isn't safe.
Edit: looked again at the pic and I see that this might be a box where the cat stands on top of the part that fell rather than that being like the top of a "cave" like I had at first assumed. That makes both the cases I didn't think very likely much more likely and my own guess less likely.
Am I too dense to recognize that everyone is intentionally not saying:
Massive squirt from sloppy pussy (furry)
Most people are trying to intentionally not remember you said it
The plastic thing that stands upright is part of the tray and there was probably a bottom where the cat could sit so as not to get its paws wet. Probably this second bottom broke under the weight of the cat while he was peeing. The cat's owner managed to film a rare shot of the fall.
You'd think that, but as serf to three felines, they just be like that.
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm sick, and I might die from laughing.
lemmyshitpost? More like lemmypisspost
This one is acceptable for cross posting actually
Live stream.
This is a work of art
I'd call it "perfection"
“Purrfection”
All hail the cat fountain
Nice phone/camera reflexes you have there. I would have fumbled this opportunity for fame and fortune.
The world rn
Catteken-Pis
My first thought upon seeing this image was that it reminded me of tubgirl.
cat.exe has stopped working
If Monday was a picture.
This gives me vibes of one of these shock images from the olden days. Not goatse.
I immediately thought of tubgirl.
Tubcat
+1
Beat me to it.
It's like some kind of fucked up art
As a developer I can only say: no matter how foolproof you make your product, you will always encounter that one special user.