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"Straight up if you don't vote for Biden you're gonna have a lot of explaining to do ... "
You're gonna have to explain to millions of women across the country why there is a national abortion ban and they no longer have a constitional, fundamental right to an abortion.
The democrats had the house, senate, and presidency when Dobbs went into effect. They didn't even try to enact a legislative solution. Fuck off.
I don’t think it’s my job to explain why other people didn’t do anything about it for the 50 years that they could have. I can, but I’m tired
Sorry they just couldn't because apparently the House Parlimentarian or something said they couldn't. Maybe in a real democracy we vote for that guy he sounds more important than all the other folks we have the option to vote for
Don't worry. Next time they'll promise even harder than the last time.
Not recognising American places that share their name with old world areas is praxis.
You’re saying there’s a NEW England? Why, the old one was bad enough!
he really said all the progress we've made in the last three years on abortion will be gone if you don't vote biden lol
You heard him. If Biden isn't reelected, the Roe vs. Wade repeal will be undone.
you’re gonna have to explain why the DOJ and FBI are gone
That would be great. And why is Biden put in contrast to “the guy who s-xually abuses women”?
Because they don't believe women if they're accusing their guys
Republicans will just rename the FBI to something else to pretend they've abolished it
I’ve never seen a video shot inside a car that has an actually good take.
This is why cars must be abolished
The fact that he had the composure to use a desk is the only reason Nostalgia Critic was taken seriously for so long.
Now he can be an emoji if anyone wants that
For me it depends, is this like a babyfaced 22 year old, or is this a lil 16 year old actual baby? If closer to the latter then let em be
Good impulse, but this fucker is running a DNC-aligned podcast trying to be another Pod Save America clone, rather than someone who isn't seeking a media career just making a personal expression like 
. We can say let em be when he stops polluting the airwaves with his shitty little podcast.
Also it inexplicably has "unplugged" in the title like he doesn't understand that MTV Unplugged was named for the use of acoustic instruments. Like, you're a fucking talking head, what are you unplugged from? tHe MaTrIx?
It's not some random guy. He's a fully committed liberal. Chris Mowrey is 21 years old and created a Gen-Z Democrat podcast called Chris & Harry Unplugged.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-harry-unplugged/id1695604098
DNC aiming for the coveted teenagers with rich parents demographic
I'm voting.... for PSL. 😎
writing in Hamas , not that I even get a vote, how unfair is that? I'm letting women down 😭
What's this $1T Biden has invested in fighting climate change?
Has the climate in Gaza and East Ukraine not changed? 
Finally a new liberal rises
In me mums Hyundai Sonata, and here’s why you should vote for genocide Joe
“You’re gonna have to explain blah blah blah if you don’t vote for blah blah blah”
Why do yanks like to film videos in their cars so much? It's so fucking weird.
No public spaces. Being in your car is basically the only place you can be other than your house.
I think it's a very contrived attempt at appearing spontaneous
"You know, I wasn't planning on making this video, in fact, I was just going about my daily business. But I cannot remain silent, and it's so urgent that I post I've got to do it right here and now"
It's easiest to film where you live 
"I'm a communist. Biden gets the gulag, Trump gets the wall. Actually no now he's actively doing a genocide he gets the wall too. Thanks for asking."
oh god this is even worse than the last one
History repeats
First as a bit
Then as cringe
In an effort to win Gen Z voters, the Biden campaign is weaponizing pretty twinks and adorable kittens: perhaps the most innate desires of college students in 2023
wants you to stop supporting genociders.
okay, i'd like to see this smug asshole explain to palestinian people why they don't deserve to live so he can have a president that makes hollow statements about social justice issues and doesn't actually do anything about them. he lists off all these issues as if they're somehow on the line in this election, like we have a choice in protecting abortion, lgbtq rights, climate progress, etc in this election. dobbs happened under biden, 1/4th of the country passed anti-trans laws under biden, numerous mass shootings happened under biden, the climate is still worsening under biden, the border wall and racist detainment of immigrant children is still happening under biden. i'd love for him to make another stupid little video in his car explaining why genocide is completely permissible to him so he can have genocidal maniac from blue side instead of genocidal maniac from red side.
It's not that much of an explanation
He doesn't represent me or my views, so I will not vote for him
I saw some 18 year old on reddit shilling for biden and that's when I knew we;re extra fucked
Is that the same car as "champ" lady? Is that like a b**g bus for libs?
No.