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A place to post ridiculous posts from linkedIn.com

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by dumples@kbin.social to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Last application I sent in didn't get a response for fifteen years

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

you should count yourself lucky to get a response

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What industry? I have recruiters hitting me up constantly for shitty contract CS jobs

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Recruiters: "pREtTy MuCh eVeRyOnE iS dOiNg cOnTrAcT aNyMoRe."

Me (who already has a full time job): "Well that's too damn bad!"

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, but nobody's applying for those shitty jobs.

Meanwhile, it's easier to build your own startup and get acquired by them than to get hold of a Microsoft recruiter.

[–] dumples@kbin.social 10 points 11 months ago

I'm hoping this is a stock image but you never know.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Agree?