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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fools. By exposing them to a low enough dose over and long enough period of time you will breed a new form of super vampires, completely immune to holy water!

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 15 points 1 year ago

I feel like this is more akin to vaporizing sulfuric acid than Iocaine powder.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 year ago

Holy water with essential garlic oil extract.

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If we dump enough holy water outside, it'll enter the global water cycle and render the whole planet inhospitable to vampires.

[–] Damage@startrek.website 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It already happened, why do you think there are no more vampires around? It's the pollution caused by the church!

[–] dasusernem@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Vampires hate this one trick …

[–] Otherwise_Direction7@monyet.cc 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

OP, can I have the meme template for this one image?

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Here you go. I didn't have the images so I looked them up. I couldn't find a good quality image of the second panel with his mouth opened, though.

laughs in atheist vampire

[–] FunkyMonk@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Step 1, find out about vampired, step 2 apply for whatever lowest level can let you bless water online of clergy. step 3 bless the ocean. Eventually all water is now holywater, vampires die from any air humidity. step 4 profit.

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

That's actually a great idea