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[–] bernieecclestoned@sh.itjust.works 77 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Making 400k and paying rent. Highly regarded.

[–] LufyCZ@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

Renting doesn't just mean that you can't afford to buy. It's got other advantages, like not having to deal with repairs, upkeep, being able to move pretty much on a whim... Guess that's worth it to some ppl

[–] IjonTichy@kbin.social 45 points 11 months ago

Ok, so this is obvious rage bait, but by pointing this out I'm making an idiot out of myself bc everyone in this thread knows that it's rage bait and just goes along, or am I overthinking this?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 40 points 11 months ago

Paying for porn?

[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 36 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Perhaps they confused yearly with monthly.

Reminds of a funny story. Back when I was reviewing the contract for my current job, I noticed the HR lady confused my yearly salary with monthly. That meant they were going to pay me almost $100k per month if that contract was signed!

I pointed out the mistake three times and she insisted the contract was correct. I had to contact a company director to get it corrected.

[–] anonymouse@lemmings.world 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

flips table YOU POINTED OUT THE MISTAKE??!!!

[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If I didn't, they would have figured it out before my first payment and I'd be fired on the spot without receiving a single penny.

[–] Good_morning@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 11 months ago

You still get that 1 paycheck which would be the size of yearly salary, especially if you can prove you made effort to confirm the amount prior to signing.

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

😐yes. Good move.

[–] DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works 25 points 11 months ago

The 2500 a month in porn is for furry commissions.

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is definitely a dril subtweet.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 11 months ago

Oh yeah? Well, my family is dyeing.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 15 points 11 months ago

yall this is a joke, you're supposed to go "lmao he says he spends 10 grand on booze and porn, that'd be one stupid ass" and instead yall are going "what a stupid ass!" or calling it fake as if it ain't a joke

[–] dansity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago

I see someone was unable to quit the gym subscription.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

How much do they spend on candles

[–] wason@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Why no one's talking about the math? Monthly expenses add to $49,000 times 12 equal $588,000 per year. That's clearly not $300,000 and not even earning $400,000 gets you to the end of the year.

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Because the joke is about spending so much money on things like porn and alcohol. It's just a joke, no real statement of expenses.

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub -4 points 11 months ago

Welcome to my world... barely enough to survive... hell, alcohol is a luxury for me 😂.