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[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 130 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I got a milkshake a while back, in a plastic container, with a plastic lid, for some reason it also came with a plastic spoon, and a paper straw, since they are cutting down on plastics...

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 71 points 11 months ago (1 children)

>go to mcdonald's

>order hot cakes and a large orange juice

>receive hot cakes in plastic container, with six individually plastic wrapped teaspoons of butter and a plastic tub of high fructose corn syrup and a large plastic cup of orange juice

>throw away plastic straw

>pull out reusable metal straw

>I'm saving the environment one breakfast at a time

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ha ha in France they just stopped giving you straws. The paper cup for the drinks just said on it something like "To drink, remove lid and lift cup. You're not an infant " lol

Now they have those reusable cups and fry holders, which are suspiciously smaller than the paper ones

Only thing I noticed that was single use plastic was the little tub of sauce

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

"To drink, remove lid and lift cup. You’re not an infant "

Based as fuck.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's why the EU voted in regulations today against single use packaging despite howls of protest from the fast food industry.

[–] Meowoem@sh.itjust.works 47 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's because all you absolute fucking babies are still crying they took your plastic straw away.

The reason we don't have sensible climate conversations leading to real action is because the SLIGHTEST thing anyone suggests and you fucking scream your toddler heads off for years!

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ask me how I know we're not gonna reach our climate change reduction goals.

[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

We'll reach them once everyone dies in the hunger wars of 2088

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Remember when fruit stickers used to be paper and biodegradable? Now they're all fucking plastic because they need their logo to be shinier.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 24 points 11 months ago

Two things: these are basically plastic anyways.

Also, the plastic straw thing was a PR move. Corporations don't give any shits unless it will make money or lose them money.

I'm sure there was a nontrivial number of customers who either boycotted or threatened to boycott companies that didn't switch. When their bottom line gets threatened like that, they take action to prevent revenue loss.

Nothing more. There's way more problems with everything than plastic straws. My favorite PR move is how they convinced everyone that their cars are causing the majority of CO2 emissions from transit.... Between that and airplanes, everyone is up in arms about the electrification of everything.... Yet, the most major transport offenders are freight, and they have no plans or intention of changing their ways. I heard somewhere that if you were to have zero carbon emissions for your entire life, you would save the approximate amount that freight liners emit in a year, at most. I think a year is too long. I forget the exact figure.

They emit more CO2 than all the cars, and all the planes and everything else you could point to... Yet, I have yet to hear anyone tell me about it, either personally, or on the news or anything. Everyone seems oblivious to the facts. They latch on to these "issues" like straws and personal vehicle CO2 emissions which are trivial....

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I really want American cheese that is not wrapped in plastic. Kraft makes it but it costs more than double the plastic wrapped stuff. I've paid that price when times were plenty but they are no more.

[–] dope@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There are several things that I could name that I used to buy back when times were plenty but no longer.

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Gone are the days of being properly fed off a normal wage.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Just use Swiss Cheez, it's spreadable. I don't eat anything without it.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Why the fuck didn't Twizzlers capitalise on the non-plastic straw market?!

[–] spudwart@spudwart.com 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Cheese like this always tastes gross.

[–] fromaj_debite@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is not real cheese, it is american cheese.

[–] CalicoJack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

For the record, good American cheese does exist. It's just a blend of cheddar and Colby with some annatto for seasoning, instead of the extruded "cheese product" stuff in plastic wrappers.

[–] octoperson@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago

I've just realised why that stuff always tastes like plastic

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Mmm... 64 slices of American cheese.

I heard that in my head. 🤤🤤

[–] RacoonVegetable@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

Don’t even think about calling that sludge cheese. But it’s definitely American, that’s for sure!

[–] M0oP0o@mander.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

Well in this case plastic for plastic seems fine

[–] gatelike@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

my mom used to buy that crap along with nasty white bread. she still microwaves food on plastic plates that are decades old with visible knife cuts and bacteria stains in them. she used to be a life long democrat like our blue collar grand parents. Now she wants to stop immigrants even though she wouldn't recognize any and doesn't live anywhere near a border and she's already retired.

Anyway, don't eat that cheese, pick something else and don't turn into a dick when you get old.

[–] WoefKat@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just eat real cheese, not this processed crap that's so gunky it sticks together. Double win!

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The "process" is melting, and the "crap" they add is milk and phosphates.

Calling Kraft singles "not real cheese" is the equivalent to calling a sauce Mornay "not real cheese" - technically correct I guess, but its still made out of perfectly safe ingredients and serves it's purpose well.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Took a lot of digging to find a sane comment. No one is putting singles out on the charcuterie board, but it has a purpose, and it does it well.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website -3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The "process" is melting and adding emulsifying agents, vegetable oils, unfermented dairy ingredients, salt, food coloring, and sometimes sugar. the end product typically contains about 50-60% cheese.

and no, a mornay is not a cheese, its a sauce.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

You're describing the process for almost every packaged cheese

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 11 months ago

They used to sell it without the wrappers though too. But now it’s so unpopular that they often only have tv he individually wrapped ones.

I buy this stuff once a year for smash burgers in the summer. Use the rest up for grilled cheeses and then try to forget imitation just wasted all that plastic.

[–] NaoPb@eviltoast.org 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You'd think these could be seperated perfectly by pieces of wax paper.

Edit: oh, and you basically have these smoked cheese sausages. Which is basically the same thing, but pressed in a sausage shape with an artificial skin. I'd bet the unsmoked version of that would taste very similar to this. And you could just cut your own slices. And they'd fit even better on a burger since they're round.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I've been told that the stuff isn't actually plastic, but rather clear cellulose, and can in a pinch be used as a wrap to roll a joint. Yes clear cellulose papers do exist, but you think I'd actually trust smoking cheese wrapping stuff? Hell no!

Regardless, after hearing that years ago, I did try burning a cheese wrap after that, and much to my surprise the wrap didn't melt like plastic, it burned like paper.

I just got done trying it again, with a different brand of cheese, and yeah this one burned and melted like plastic. ☹️

I guess different cheese makers use different wrapping material, but either way, if someone suggests rolling a joint in cheese wrap, just say NO!

[–] ME5SENGER_24@lemm.ee -1 points 1 year ago

There’s more plastic in that “cheese” than there is in a straw

[–] EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de -4 points 11 months ago

Ban plastic straws...but let's just make sure the american public forget the the US blew up the nordstream pipeline and some oil company set an area of the ocean on fire when an oil spill happened