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This is the most simp-y shit I’ve ever heard of. You don’t bail out a billionaire.

Apple spent ~100 M per year on adds on twitter prior to the EM buyout.

There is no way in hell these grifters will do anything but talk big. The money will never come.

I'll take "Things That Aren't Financially Possible", for $400, Alex.

Oh wow Andrew Tate is one of them.

Gee, when you look at all these manbaby assholes who cry about being canceled, one thing starts to stand out. They’re all manbaby assholes. Maybe if every canceled person is a manbaby asshole, then getting cancelled is actually about not liking manbaby assholes? And not about killing freedom of speech? It’s just… the pattern is undeniable.

Stop using the fucking platform idiots.

Elon finally found his people. The MAGA poverty level white Christian who hates everything that gives them that rush of energy, because their life otherwise barely has a pulse.

This is actually a good thing! Let them all bundle up together and maybe they can fund and start his little society on mars and he can take all the right wing cunts with him. Then they can go cry about women and minorities together without bothering the rest of us.

Got it. Tim Pool, Andrew Tate and the CEO of Babylon Bee are all antisemites who believe Jews are going to wipe them out.

Not that I'm surprised, I'm just glad we have it on record.

As much as I would LOVE to see them waste their money on this, we know they are all talk and no action and won't actually contribute anything.

This is insane. Why would anyone want to bail out the world's richest man?

Good! That’s fewer right wing dollars going toward politicians.

They each pledge a single drop of water in a ten gallon clay pot that Musk smashed with a hammer.

Imagine pledging to get enough money to bail out someone who can literally masturbate and squirt $44B on a whim.

Bootlickers, he doesn't need you. Really.

Well good. Clowns should congregate in a circus, it keeps them off the streets and out of our hedges and sewers.

Get ready for My Pillow ads on Xitter, formally known as shitter.

Ahhh yes, bailing out the richest man on Earth for doing dumb ass shit that a 9 year old would pull. So good at business.

My only question is do we pronounce the "x" in xitter like "x" would be pronounced in a Chinese word? "Sh-itter"?

Let the scam artist part them from their money if they're dumb enough to defend him and fund him.

Could be worse. They could be putting that money towards their own fediverse.

Slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp. Please Mr. Musk, I want some more.

Oh good, then twatter can now become as successful as Truth social...

I love it when conservatives out their racism without knowing it.

I love how some of the replies are about how “companies just want to control me”… Do you know what advertising is? What an empty complaint.

Kind of like how he pinky promises to cover the legal bills for anyone that gets in to trouble at work for being a douchbag on his platform? https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-66420177

"Trust me bro, I'm good for it."

So, as "if" is out of the question, "when" and "how" are becoming more interesting.

How will twitter end? Will he sell it to someone else? or just fire everyone and close the doors?

Please GOP, don't be stingy. Donate all of it to the platform formerly known at Twitter. Great business investment!