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[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 56 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Do y'all actually pronounce dragon with a j sound? How???

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 6 points 1 year ago

I think this is how you’re supposed to say gif

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 1 points 11 months ago

Джragon (dZHragon = jragon)

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I sort of roll the bounce of the "d" in "j" into the r

[–] force@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

English phonology, American English dialects' (and other dialects') /r/ is usually pronounced retracted, post-alveolar/pre-palatal (usually bunched/molar), transcribed something like [ɹ̠ᶹ], so it causes alveolar consonants in the same cluster to retract/palatalize, usually into a post-alveolar affricate ([d͡ʒ] – the "j" sound for voiced stop /d/, [t͡ʃ] – the "ch" sound for voiceless stop /t/, [ʃ] – the "sh" sound for voiceless fricative /s/). The term would be assimilation (of place of articulation).

"Dragon" /dræ.gən/ -> [dɹ̠æ.ɡɪ̈n] -> [d̠ʒɹ̠æ.ɡ(ɪ̈)n]

You can see the same thing with words like "tree" /tri/ -> [t̠ʃɹ̠i] or even "street" /strit/ -> [ʃt̠ɹ̠it]

Would explain simpler but can't, break ends now, just know its because consonant pronounced in different place in mouth is conforming to being pronounced in the same place in mouth as other consonant that is right beside it (like with "in-" vs "im-", "impractical", which notably isn't "inpractical", or "incandescent" which notably isn't "imcandascent", or "indecisive" etc. etc.)

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

This explanation makes me feel stupid

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 year ago

I didn't think so either till I pronounced it out loud. WTF is going on?

[–] shukufuku@lemmy.ml 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MrSqueezles@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Jaringly, Jave jid jeclare,
jreadfully jaft to jare
To jub 'jragon' with 'J',
jiminishing its jisplay!
joesn't jecency in jialogue care?

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 18 points 1 year ago

The spelling of someone who's breathing in the chemicals

[–] tiny_electron@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Not in my accent.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

J is often /d3/ in English so yea there's a D

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago

Джрагон... Cyrillic makes so much more sense, why the heck did we have to get stuck with Latin (+ 2 runes)...?

It wasn't the dropping, it was the alcohol.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago

Jungeons and Jragons

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 year ago
[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I'm sure the Swedes would find a way yo fuck it up. "Yeah-ragon" or "Ji-ragon" or something.

[–] foxymulder@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

lead, led

don, dawn

but, butt

you, yew

so, sow, sew, soul

pain, pane, Payne

John, Jon, Jean, Jaune

Was only gonna due the first example butt turns out English has a Lotte of these.

[–] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

It really depends on accent. For me, half of these sound very different.

[–] sleeped@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Jragon des nutz on ur face

[–] greenteadrinker@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My favorite version of this joke was seeing NakeyJakey spell Drew as Jrew as a gag, which makes Anjrew a valid spelling too

[–] glibg10b@lemmy.ml -1 points 1 year ago

Kill the Drews