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[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No way I’m washing down a slice of chocolate cake with a shot of vodka.

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

Sooo, washing down a pint of vodka with a slice of cake then?

[–] Duranie@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

Rumchata 🤤.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] chooglers@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

start breakin bricks wet nips

[–] elxeno@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lactose intolerant ppl need to be more tolerant 🙃

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Most restaurants have milk. Just ask for it and stop hanging out with drunks.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta be honest here, I'd rather hang out with drunks than a bunch of milk chugging tea totalers.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Then, I rekon I'd say. "Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?"

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 year ago

I'm lactose intolerant so I do go around in public drinking glasses of milk.

I'm also a recovering alcoholic so I also don't go around public drinking alcohol.

[–] dimath@ttrpg.network 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just add some coffee to your milk.

[–] raptir@lemdro.id 15 points 1 year ago

I recently stopped drinking, just kind of organically. I cut down to help cut some calories and ended up stopping altogether.

The pressure is weird at any sort of event. I declined some champagne that was being passed around and the response was "why not? It's free!"

[–] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sonetimes I stop and get a single serving bottle of milk at the store to drink on my walk home from work and always feel weird if people see me drinking it... guess now I know I'm not the only one.

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This post reminded me how much I cut back on alcohol. This year, I have been drinking 3 times, on my b-day, visiting a friend and once when a friend was over. I'm a mental wreck (clinical depression) so I cannot say I'm feeling better. Maybe I would feel worse if I drank more tho.

[–] Basil@lemmings.world 5 points 1 year ago

Tried drinking milk?

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Filthy milk drinker

[–] ThePac@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry why are people accepting the premise that it's weird to drink milk in public? Seems made up.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

“Sir, that is nasty

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

What about bull milk?

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

If someone gives you shit for drinking Milk you break their bones. They'd be wishing they drank all that milk for Good, Strong bones 🦴 🥛

Shout out to all my lactose ninjas that never broke a bone lol.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago
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