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I started making generic library signs instead of visiting Reddit. I’m trusting you to not post them IRL.

There is an odd question that goes along with this one.

Edit: In the interest of not spamming the comm, here's "an otter one".

Edit: Whoops, missed a few.

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[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 44 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Nothing wrong about bringing your sub to the library

[–] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

You otter know...

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Welp, fellas, I think we have our first Lemmy meme straight from our own mines, I ain't seen't the like elsewhere, that's for certain.

Now that the tone has been set I hope everyone's ready to get fricken weird with it.

[–] ilex@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Shhh

Edit: Fine you can WHISPER

[–] ilex@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Speaking of fricken weird. I use one of the posts to make a template to use up some of the weird otters I had set aside. It's lame if the format is all the same, but it's quicker.

[–] auhu@kbin.social 19 points 1 year ago

I came here for shit and found gold

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 1 year ago

Oh no. No no no. You don't shove these in my face and tell me not to plaster them all over my local library.

Alfred! Fire up the printer!

[–] Oisteink@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wanna see moar! I might print one - keep in mind we have logos on the bottom part, one left, one right - I will have to check with communication before I can add that for completeness. Unless it’s art exhibit.. I’ll show them to our art curator.

[–] ilex@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Trying to not saturate the market.

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

these are really funny, will your library actually display these?

[–] ilex@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely not. These should not be posted in any library. Do not print them out and tape them next to the elevators.

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can't tell me what to do! I'm going to print them out and tape them next to every elevator I can find!

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you liberal, these are going up in my college on Monday, and I'm gonna in the very library they will be posted in!

[–] ilex@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You need to adhere to the sign policy. These rules are in place for you protection.

[–] joel_feila@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You're confusing my brqin and boner

[–] GooseFinger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These photos may very well be my new favorite thing on the internet.

Thinking about getting one printed for my wall in the study...

[–] ilex@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Consider posting a drink policy to keep your many fine papers dry.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These are amazing. I love you

[–] ilex@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Here take a few of unused quality ones. I think I've had enough for a while. I'm gonna touch grass.

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Based and furry-uhh lemmy-pilled

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ilex@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh, in a world of humanoid otters, are regular otters on leashes pets or pets?

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ilex@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
A v ~B = T
~A v B = T
 A v B = T
~A v ~B = F

I can't argue with that logic.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t understand this but I can sort of understand seen by the calculations but I don’t understand. You’re cool :)

[–] ilex@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This comment is vertically long. Paragraphs and sentences are short.

There are two senses of the word "or." Inclusive and exclusive.

Inclusive | one, the other, or both
Exclusive | one, the other, but not both

In English, most instances are inclusive, like above. Exclusive might look like: Is the US President Joe Biden or not? Is that a square or circle, or neither?

I took you question to be you asking if the or was inclusive, but in a normal, funny way. The T/F statements define why 'both' can be an option. 'Both' might still be wrong factually, but logically, it's possible.

This style of logic is often called Boolean algebra. You'll see it often in programming and simple search engines. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Propositional_calculus

It is literally Logic 101 at most universities.

[–] 30isthenew29@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

That’s why it looked familiar.

[–] Nika03@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Look at us and monkeys. We evolved to suit our environment and overcome challenges that we faced. Monkeys didn't evolve because they didn't go out and face these things.

Edit: basically, we generally don't fuck the monkeys and anthropomorphic otters generally wouldn't fuck normal otters. I'd classify it as zoophilia.

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