Imagine being bored to tears as a guard, then seeing this just pop up and be left with zero explanation.
"Sir, I saw a... a..."
I swear to god if one more private brings up UFOs...
"..a screaming skeleton that teleported."
Vanished*, you can't be sure it teleported or just became invisible or stopped existing.
"..thank... thank you for the clarification sir, I feel much better..."
Between this and the circulatory system one, I am feeling like they are from the same story and now I am curious wtf is going on in that world. What comic book is this from?
Itβs the story of Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen.
Ahh... Is the book better than movie? I've tried watching the movie like 8 times; I have fallen asleep at the same part every single time. :/
Substantially better. It actually has a theme and internal morality that makes sense.
Zack Snyder has a real talent for totally abandoning the actual meaning of comics in favor of capturing an aesthetic and this is no exception.
Yeah, but the aesthetics though πππ. I remember watching Watchmen at the theater and thinking these scenes are straight out of the comic panel. Love both of them.
Edit: who watches the watchmen? Me, its me.
Which part do you fall asleep at?
How can it scream? Would just be sitting there with it's mouth open.
You could teabag it.
I ain't putting my balls in a skeleton's mouth that still has muscles. What if the jaw shuts?
Nothing unusual at the perimeter.
Ummm .... what kind of decorations should I be putting up? Is there a playlist of songs I could put on?
Out of the ordinary I mean
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