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[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 94 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

>knowingly create situation where people will act out against you in an uncivil manner and use the skewed power in your favor to manifest it

>get mad at the people acting out, shut down discussion regarding what you did, act victimized

yeah that’s a certified Israel classic if I’ve ever seen one yea

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Oh so I'm the bad guy for stealing this family's house, locking them in the dingy concrete slab basement and feeding them whatever left over tablescraps, then shooting them when they try to attack me?"

[–] LeZero@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

"If I didn't steal it, some else would have"

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 93 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

if you look for the spectrum of the ages of the dead children you will notice the 90% of them are at the ages of 16-17

almost all of those children died with ak-47 in their hands willing to murder

Source: I made it the fuck up

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All those babies they pull out of rubble are armed to their (non-existent) teeth

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also has this asshole ever met a 16 year old? They're absolutely children fuck this guy.

They're a discord mod. I'd say the likelihood is in the high 90s % they have.

[–] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if one of the rockets fell 20 metres to the south east, i would not be able to speak with you now

missing this loser is the worst thing hamas has ever done

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 69 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What would you do if someone kidnapped your nana and your pop pop and your baby and your best friend."

"I would would direct planes to bomb every structure and obliterate everything that moves anywhere they might be held until there was nothing but rubble and corpses."

what is with these people who saw the flashback scene in Usual Suspects--where Keyser Soze blows away his own wife and children in his origin story--and thinks, "yeah man, that's how everybody cool would deal with that situation."

[–] yoink@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

if i can't have nana and pop pop then no one can wojak-nooo

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

straight-up calling israel an ethnostate isn't the brilliant defense these morons think it is

bro i can ethnic cleanse, i got my medical card right here bro

[–] booty@hexbear.net 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those reactions are pretty good though

[–] Sator_is_Tense@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

much better response than I expected out of g*mers

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

This is the guy calling you a genocide denier online for saying that the Uyghur situation is complcated

[–] NotErisma@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

morshupls : "Well, they were 12 year olds but actually they're 16-17 year olds so its okay to relentlessly bomb them"

morshu-stickup stalin-gun-1

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 42 points 1 year ago

pressing the big red childmelter button unprovoked: "you made me do this, children"

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The third point about all the dead kids actually holding AK-47s is just insane

idf-cool air force tactically carpeting the Gazan rubble with drop guns to ensure maximum Moral Army status

[–] WithoutFurtherRelay@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

Thank you, "skulluse"

lukashenko-tired

[–] windowlicker@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is literally like that meme about israeli foreign policy.

"yes tons of people died in gaza, but the deaths were terrorists!"

"yes most of them were innocent civilians, but there were human shields!"

"yes a lot of them were children, but did you know that 16-17 year olds aren't children apparently?" (insane take)

"to conclude, you are antisemitic"

[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

16-17 year olds aren't children apparently?" (insane take)

epstein

[–] Zodiark@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Genocide, Ethnic cleansing, displacement, dispossession, Apartheid, and oppression are not Jewish values.

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i hate a lot of things about discord, but the emoji reaction feature was revolutionary

(yea i know slack probably did it first, but i'm not a PMC karen)

[–] Cascadia_@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

I always read PMC as Private Military Company before Professional Managerial Class and get confused lol.

Is it me or are all isrealis trying to guilt us into supporting their genocide?

Like the Armenians don't do this or have the power to do that. But just because the Holocaust happened we are all supposed to just sit back and go

Yeah that's fine Israel. Bomb the shit out of them.

I mean we have been saying that for decades. But now that we are like okay. Enough. They want to just guilt and shame everyone into supporting isreal bloodthirstyness.

[–] AsLeftAsTheyCome@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

When you call for the destruction of Israel (this is Anti Israel)

stalin-stressed

surprised-pika-messed-up