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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ha, this cat looks high energy or just jazzed to be picked up.

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[–] transientDCer@lemdro.id 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Not sure where else to post this. This is my boy Balto (the full husky), who unfortunately passed away during an emergency surgery on Monday to correct a diaphragm hernia. I'm going to miss him forever.

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[–] argiope@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/1db48535-7711-4b4e-92d8-6df2c39d24bb.jpeg its Ozzy (left) and Kyubey (right) they found a bug

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[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remy was avocado toast for Halloween

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[–] odium@programming.dev 37 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Horizontal one is a demon, vertical one is really sweet.

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[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] PenguBlue@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My silly girl, Rosie. A Pomsky and very well behaved, usually 😂

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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Dumb idiot nekkid moron stinky fool absolute stooge:

Pączki — Americanized pronunciation like "poonch-key" (Polish folk, don't come for me: his name was originally correct ((Pączek)) but no one could remember it or pronounce it correctly).

He has a platform with a heatlamp in my living room where he gets treats and watches the cars go by.

I love him more than life itself.

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[–] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Finn when he was a small boi

Finn now

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago

I have seen that pose before!

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[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dug's an older rescue, but still hitting his stride!

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[–] ace@lemmy.ananace.dev 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Took this a few days ago. I'd been reading, and put my pad down to go grab a cup of tea, returned to this.
The image is downscaled quite a bit, was originally posted elsewhere and had to fit in the size limit.

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[–] ObiWanGurobi@feddit.de 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My two cockatiels Oreo and Kiri preening each other

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[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My little baby Vločka, she has the fluff of a lion and she sure acts like a Princess. Vločka means snowflake in english, because of her appearance but also her character lol

My baby, Vločka, a very naughty bunny

[–] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] honeyhunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friend adopted a wild cat, named it Dog. Pics from before and after getting Dog neutered.

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[–] lipilee@feddit.nl 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] onichama@feddit.de 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] tha_frontline@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This is my very good boy Marley ❤️ wanted a dog since I moved out of my parent's place 18 years ago. Three weeks ago this bundle of joy and derp strolled into my life.

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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Starbuck and Gary Laser-Eyes. Both dumb as bricks (they never get the brain cell) but super sweet and cuddly. Complete lap cats. Gary also has the loudest purr I've ever heard from a cat, you can hear him through walls.

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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of the most stupid but cutest orange ive ever seen

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[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

This is Queen Isabella Greychunk. She lets some of us peasants call her Izzy.

She's got three fangs. She lost one in an unfortunate catnip-related incident.

It makes her very blurry.

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[–] wilecoyote@programming.dev 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's Sarge he has asthma that the vet says looks like, "cat asthma" in an X-ray. It sounds like he always has a mouth full of spirit.

That's Batou he's a bouvier des flandres. He's about as smart as a rock. That's not why he got that name. Ghost in the shell is my favorite anime. He ate a whole box of nitriol gloves right before COVID.

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[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] ClutchCargo@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Presenting his floofness, Basel. Pictured with his two favorite things, snow and sticks.

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[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] congested3@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] SlateGreyCrazyPotato@possumpat.io 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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[–] omni@lemdro.id 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Enjoying the spoils of war

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[–] TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

(Asuka)

(Chi-Sberger [pronounced Cheeseburger])

(Buddy)

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[–] Treefox@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] Nobsi@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

This is Eve. She's pronounced Eevee like the Pokemon but it's spelled different because i am not a fuckign weeb.
She likes getting stuck and absolutely destroying furniture.

[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here are Myles and Ronnie.

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[–] tacomama@reddthat.com 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] hyper@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kagi (Siamese), Orpheus (Big Black Cat) and Onyx (Smol Black Cat) Kagi (Siamese), Orpheus (Big Black Cat) and Onyx (Smol Black Cat)

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[–] pezhore@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, here's Bean, she just celebrated her one year gotcha anniversary.

Her bro Murphy passed away earlier this year, but he will always be my pup.

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