Imagine having to blow your instrument
this comment was made by percussion gang
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2023
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I'd rather people jerk off, finger or blow their beloved instruments than kicking and beating them.
Composers be like here is a weird whistle to blow and the percussion gang has to do it.
yeah now im thinking how you put your lips on one end and then do a reach around on the other.
The rusty trombone is a classic.
Bonus
Imagine having to finger your instrument's clitorises for it to change notes.
Imagine only having 3 buttons on your instrument. Brought to you by the woodwinds gang
What's the difference? You're blowing it anyway
My 12 year son plays the trumpet. He'd love this meme.
But I will not show it to him.
his only comment, as he turns away to try to hide the embarrassment forming in his cheeks, would probably be 'thanks. i.. uh.. already saw that one'
lol that's probably a wise parenting decision.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my trombone because it’s the loudest instrument in the band.
As a member of the euphonium gang, I approve of this meme
In Italian that instrument is called "trombone a tiro" and, well, it has a resemblance with the slang verb "tr*mbare" for some reason that only today I have figured out.
Putting gang after your instrument was started by violin gang. Ling Ling > lung lung