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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 111 points 1 year ago (3 children)

See also reality TV shows like Survivor. Men all grow beards the women somehow still have a perfect bikini I line

[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Laser is a thing. I haven't had to worry about bikini lines in about 15 years...

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not sure why you're being downvoted because yeah laser and electrolysis both exist. I'm sure there is various hair styling too, both men and women to a degree because media, but like also people wanting to be on TV I feel are a demographic more likely to get their pubes zapped into shape.

[–] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago

Yeah I think it's more likely that the TV studio will not allow a woman without a perfect bikini line on set.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 year ago

Unrelated, but it's been recorded that some tribes, to avoid body lice, actively plucked body hair. Some south american indigenous even used oitments and other concoctions made from plants to delay hair growth.

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I live off grid in the woods. Grew a full beard because shaving in the cold and the dark sucks. Always make time to keep the lower regions well managed though.

Also knowing several women that live similarly... They don't shave their legs but they do keep the rest of their hair very maintained.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 94 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of the nice touches in The Last Of Us was Ellie finding pads when they were in a shop.

[–] Outtatime@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That absolutely made the game. I can't tell you how happy I was to see a character in a post apocalyptic world address their menstrual cycle. Bravo.

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[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago

The discussion about the cup was also a good one.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 83 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The best thing I ever read on this subject in a zombie book:

"Why are you taking the jeans off that zombie?" "100% cotton; after boiled and washed, I can cut it up for pads."

Can't remember the rest of the book but this stuck.

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[–] runeko@programming.dev 52 points 1 year ago

Hello, I'm a man in an apocalyptic wasteland that before the cataclysm did nothing more strenuous than adjusting my ergonomic chair at my cubical. Now, for some reason, I am able to hunt water buffalo while fighting off hoards of zombies with hand crafted firearms.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 year ago

Me? No, I'm not a raider, I have a regular job at the clothing spike and hair dye factory. We're just down the road from the 17 garages.

[–] png@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 1 year ago (12 children)

In fairness, when is the last time youve taken a shit in a post apocalyptic videogame? Although I still think its cool if things like this are considered.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Keep in mind that pretty much ever post apocalyps character would have horrible diarrhea.

Just imagine every sneaking mission in Last of Us, Joel trying his best not to unleash a dirty bomb. Or the courier confronting Lanius atop Hoover Dam, chocolate water running down both their legs.

That would be fucking hysterical and if you defeat a boss by shitting all over them, infinitely more so.

[–] philpo@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In SCUM you definitely have to crap and pee regularly and absolutely can get diarrhoea.

I died more than once from untimely diarrhoea.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It goes back a long way.

[–] spezz@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

Death Stranding

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If things like this would be considered, the outcry would be huge because female characters have this disadvantage...

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[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, the one thing people should be disputing about post-apocalypse games is why it is people would even be scraping by to survive in the first place. We're social animals and would band together out of necessity, and knowledge and high technology wouldn't simply go away simply because half the population turned into zombies and started eating everybody else.

Just hike to the nearest town or something. Read a book. Build a cistern and some aqueducts or something. People have literally been doing just that for thousands of years so why would it be hard for people to do it in modern times?

[–] flerp@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You'd have to find people who knew how to do those things. Cisterns, aqueducts, and even farming didn't just happen, they developed over time of people figuring out small things, and passing on the information generation after generation and building on the knowledge slowly. For the vast majority of human history, we didn't do these things.

Take ten or twenty random people from modern society and see how many of them know how to grow plants in a harsh environment and good luck getting one who knows how to work with stone. Just look back into our past, even relatively modern history, how often groups of people who were experienced farmers with passed down knowledge were almost, or actually were, starved out by the environment. Surviving is hard, even for those who have practised it. Modern society has made us forget that. Nature is waiting to own us again, and when she does, it will be brutal and nowhere near as easy as you make it sound. There's a reason we almost went extinct numerous times.

If you could hand pick a group of survivors, sure you could make a community, but you don't get to hand pick. You get who you happen to meet out of those who happen to survive which means random, which means good luck keeping the required skill sets alive.

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Because books don't exist, amirite?

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[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago

hello I'm a woman in an apocalyptic society who regularly fends off gunfights and who needs kevlar when I got this lingerie bust

[–] shasta@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Women's jackets have number sizes?

[–] stephfinitely@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah and they mean next to nothing because every brand decides what their numbers mean.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago

The more you pay, the smaller they'll pretend you are.

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I'm told they do in America. But their sizes are weird.

Here it's just M, L, XL....

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I mean, if you're starving badly enough you can sometimes completely stop having your period. So in a post apocalyptic setting that one could be kind of believable.

[–] Flamingflowerz@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

You can also be so stressed that you have multiple periods in a month! that would suck during the apocolypse.

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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

The makeup is permanent. She has alopecia. And her father wore that jacket as he was wasting away in the last stages of cancer--everything else swallowed him up.

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

High stress levels on top of that would also have that effect.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

And despite barely getting enough food to eat the men are all jacked bodybuilders with 2% body fat in perfectly fitting muscle tees. Nobody gets utis or fungal infections despite not bathing. No one has to deal either poor eyesight or healing loss (especially since they shoot guns constantly without protection) Nobody gets worms or other parasites from eating bad food. Or dies from dehydration due to diarrhea. Etc etc.

It's almost like the point of these scenarios is fun escapism and isn't about perfectly simulating an apocalyptic wasteland down to the most mundane and uninteresting parts.

[–] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Makes me appreciate The Road more cause everyone's body in that movie SUUUUUCKED

[–] Firipu@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Never watched the movie, but the book made me thoroughly fear a post apocalyptic society. Tlou or Twd looks like a visit to Disneyland in comparison.

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That book had more mentions of the word "grey" than anything I have ever read. I couldn't stomach watching the movie.

[–] theragu40@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The movie, despite being unrelentingly bleak, actually isn't quite as soul crushing as the book. At least it wasn't for me.

It's not really fun escapism when it blatantly throws out verisimilitude for the sake of presenting the same trite, cliche propagandized rehashed garbage to us over and over and over again.

I'll take the realistic apocalypse movie that actually gets the little things right. The little things are what helps sell the big things, like, well, zombies.

[–] Saltblue@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Nobody gets utis or fungal infections despite not bathing.

Not bathing is not a problem for humans, skin and hair need time to adjust, but after that all good.

Edit for idiots: Yes you are going to stink to ass and sweat but you are not going to die.

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