In the 2011 Muppets movie, Gonzo had moved on from the Muppets ensemble and started his own flourishing toilet company: Gonzo's Royal Flush.

He initially rejects Kermit's plea to return to the Muppets. His life as a CEO was what he wanted. His fine suit, his fine wife (a Chicken, of course), his sprawling business empire... He was living the dream.

But then, he comes to, and decides to rejoin the Muppets.

But this is the best part, from his suit, he withdraws a detonator.

He activates it, and blows up his whole industrial complex.

Like, why did he have to destroy it? Why did he decide to rig his whole operation with explosives? Was he really coming to work every day with the detonator in his breast pocket??

This is the high drama piece I want. I want to see Gonzo rise to the top while his internal struggles and duality is tearing him apart.

The Rocky Horror Muppet Show

The best Muppet movies are modern retellings of old stories, like Treasure Island or A Christmas Carol. So I say we make Muppet Fall of the House of Usher.

I want a remake the Knives Out movies with nothing but Muppets and Daniel Craig.

I still want Muppet Black Panther so that Wakawakanda can become a reality.

The Muppets Saving Private Ryan

Interesting, because the last 25 years of Muppet productions have generated abysmally little interest.

The thing about Live Action Adaptations of an Animated Work is an Obscure Hollywood loophole where you don't have to pay anybody involved in the originals any royalties.

I forget the exact Court Case but a couple decades ago the courts decided that the live action remake and the animated film it was based on were too different to warrant royalties, even in the case of 1 to 1 scene recreations.

I’m still hoping for Muppets Princess Bride

I'll never understand why movie companies don't listen to fans. We NEED a muppets cinematic universe. 12 angry men, yes. The wire remade with muppets, green light. Train spotting, promotion.

Oppenheimer with the Muppets, but it's just a lead up to Bunsen and the Swedish Chef using an exploding cake to launch Beaker into orbit.

Muppet Zootopia, but also the nudist colony scene is rated NC-17 and shows full, Muppet genitals.

So Disney gets to ruin the Muppets, too.

I want a muppet remake of Boondock Saints.

edit: but no muppet for Willem Dafoe, he’s back to reprise his role like nothing is unusual here

I'd rather shit myself in a sleeping bag than watch another remake.

I would love to see how Gaston looks in this remake.

Anyone down for a Muppet - Star Trek crossover?

Muppet Revenge of the Sith, Muppet Order 66.

I want to see Gonzo as Sam Spade in The Maltese Chicken.

How about a Muppet remake of "Frankenstein"?

Wasn't that the plot of the Twilight Zone episode with the pig faces?

What would be the most inappropriate Muppet remake? Off the top of my head:

• Muppet Schindler's List
• A Serbian Muppet Film
• Requiem for a Muppet Dream
• Muppet Audition
• Old Muppet Boy