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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

jesus-christ

What goes through your head to come up with this, draw it and then put it out there for everyone to see

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Like the kind of brain that can put forth the sustained focus on this subject matter to draw this, but never once during that whole process run a even a single "am I being a weird freak" check...

That sort of personality is like a rare weird mushroom, you know? It's interesting to see what conditions give rise to such fucked up expression.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

dead-dove-1

dead-dove-2

grillman libs-owned frothingfash heated-gamer-moment peterson-pill-dinner scared-fash us-foreign-policy

dead-dove-3

Massive "BEHOLD THE ENEMY THAT IS BOTH TOO STRONG AND TOO WEAK" fascist energy to that cartoon.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (3 children)

we have to pickle this cartoonist's brain so we can figure out how it got like this

[–] Magician@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Maybe it was the pickling that made it that way.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

Should be removed immediately I say

[–] KurtVonnegut@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

"Abby... Normal? YOU GOT THE WRONG BRAIN, IGOR!"

[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

thinking about the shit on the floor despite there being a perfectly good shitting hole in the corner

the children are in one-piece garments so they could not be the shitters, no pets and the rats are too small

who has the dress allowing for easy shitting? that's right, greta. greta is shitting on the floor

also that's a fantastic cookstove, i'd kill for one, it'd run you a jillion dollars here

in conclusion, do you not think israel has a right to exist??

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 50 points 1 year ago

that's right, greta. greta is shitting on the floor

kitsupogi great work, detective

Who is the artist and why did they include so many of their fetishes in a single image?

[–] footfaults@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Subtext was overrated anyways

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know artists who use subtext and they're all cowards!

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 38 points 1 year ago

I'm not demanding you do this, but imo the post title would benefit from listing out all the individual CWs, just to hammer home how unbelievably unhinged this is wat

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 37 points 1 year ago

Yeah this is deranged

[–] jaeme@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

This is basically bog standard islamophobia really, nothing too exceptional.

Wait a second...

Why is a muslim celebrating halloween?

INTERNALLY SCREAMING

[–] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So many things:

  • why is there a fucking harry potter style twig broom
  • why is Greta pregnant?
  • why are they cooking in an underground tunnel? Wouldn't that kill them pretty quickly?
  • why is the baby eyeing a turd with a frenzied look on its face?
  • why is the turd off-beige?
  • why are the rats completely unafraid of humans?
  • why don't they kill the rats?
  • why would they cross out a sign like that for no reason?
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

(guessing)

  • the cartoonist is saying she's a witch? or they're just going (haha look at the low tech she uses to sweep?)
  • the hamas guy is her husband and she is having kids with him
  • "terrorists live in caves" trope from when they were hunting for Bin Laden in Afghanistan.
  • baby want eat poopy hahaha
  • they need to drink more water and eat more fiber according to a stool chart I just consulted
  • because they are descended from ratatouille
  • because rats are friends
  • because greta has abandoned climate change for ~~palestinian solidarity~~ antisemitism
[–] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

why is the baby eyeing a turd with a frenzied look on its face?

eat da poopoo

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Even Ben Garrison like "Yikes".

[–] equinox@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

i know this is cheap but does that pseudo-AK have a flintlock hammer

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

damn, you're right. this is like some harry turtledove level shit of what if the USSR existed in the 1600s

[–] D3FNC@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now there's a name i haven't heard in decades

[–] regul@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think generously it's meant to be a bolt handle.

[–] equinox@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

probably, and i think its funny because the only ak-esque rifle i can think of with a bolt handle that sticks up like that is the older Galil models, which were israeli guns lmao

[–] nightshade@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

I have one mouth and it cannot possible scream enough to express the pain I felt from seeing this.

[–] autismdragon@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

Whhaaaaaaattt the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Where's Waldo artist took a dark turn.

Its got more of a bizarro world Sergio Aragonés vibe to me

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

need xi to nuke my ass from orbit so i can stop clicking on shit like this

[–] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

wrong day to start smoking rocks

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago
[–] mustGo@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago
[–] NotErisma@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago
[–] ComradeCmdrPiggy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

What the fuck

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[–] Flinch@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Why does a shitting hole need a plunger? no, none of this makes any sense at all!!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Tag yourself, I'm the plunger that's way too small for the hole in the ground.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[–] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

omg

racism^2^

[–] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is Greta pregnant?????

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Gay_Tomato@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago