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[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 114 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yeast infection is FAKE and made up by the government to stop us from pouring POP ROCKS into our pussies

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 year ago

My first thought as well.

[–] Teon@kbin.social 52 points 1 year ago

Girlllllll! Your pussy is poppin'!

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love that sizlin' fajita-style puss!

[–] verdare@beehaw.org 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I have religious objections to this comment.

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 3 points 1 year ago

Shut it, gotta listen to these good tunes.

[–] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So you want your vagina to burp and are willing to feed all the yeast and bacteria a bunch of sugar to accomplish it?

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I do and I am tired of pretending I don't (I don't have a vagina)

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mentos + Coke makes for one hell of an enema.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Time to newspaper the splash zone like Patrick Bateman.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn. Imma get real weird on xvideos later.

[–] SnazzyPurpleMan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trying to make bread down there

[–] dgendreau@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

What else would you call expelling carbon dioxide in a burst?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago

I'm sure the GOP has a plan to do something about this.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago

Gonna hear that thang coming like a bowl of rice krispies

[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] vinceman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

It's a really nice bike.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm down, as long as they're not banana flavoured.

[–] SnazzyPurpleMan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they make banana flavored pop rocks?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

This isn't how I'd want to find out.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What about banana creampie flavored

[–] populustree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA, TERRACOTTA PIE

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

IS THERE A PERFECT WAY OF HOLDING YOU BABY??

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I'll pass, thanks.