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I'm a wildcard baby (startrek.website)

submitted 1 year ago by Stamets@startrek.website to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

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[–] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So you want your vagina to burp and are willing to feed all the yeast and bacteria a bunch of sugar to accomplish it?

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I do and I am tired of pretending I don't (I don't have a vagina)

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Time for butt stuff!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Mentos + Coke makes for one hell of an enema.

[–] violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

Time to newspaper the splash zone like Patrick Bateman.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn. Imma get real weird on xvideos later.

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Later?

[–] SnazzyPurpleMan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trying to make bread down there

[–] dgendreau@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literal bun in the oven

[–] Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

V-rye

[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wait is this possible?

[–] TigrisMorte@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

What else would you call expelling carbon dioxide in a burst?