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[-] pyrflie@lemm.ee 158 points 11 months ago

The introduction of gators into the Alps would certainly garner attention.

[-] Chais@sh.itjust.works 37 points 11 months ago

I guess with the lower temperature they'd be less of a threat.

[-] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 67 points 11 months ago

Tuscan farmer: that's strange, I don't remember there being a meth lab there...

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 months ago

The mob would have a field day

[-] Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 11 months ago

Putting the Vatican below the Bible belt is going to be a disaster

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nah most of the bible belt are baptists, evangelicals, and people who don't even believe in Christianity but use it as a cover for their fascist bullshit. There is no universe where they would get along. Having them be that close to the Catholics would probably result in another protestant vs catholic war.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago

US Catholics have adapted a lot of the beliefs from the protestant-oriented groups in the US. Try asking Paul Ryan or Rick Santorum if they accept the Vatican's official stance on evolution and watch them squirm. Having the Vatican be right there would be . . . difficult.

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[-] Surdon@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

Nah not really, the catholic church loves going below the belt

[-] Treczoks@kbin.social 39 points 11 months ago
[-] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

I grew up in FL and now live in pacific northwest, still not far enough away....

[-] bad_alloc@feddit.de 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Trade Offer:

You receive: Alligators, Meth

You Give: Debt, Mafia

[-] deaf_fish@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

No one is happy. That is how you know you have reached a compromise.

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[-] XTornado@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 months ago

At least with the Alligators you can negotiate.

[-] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 28 points 11 months ago

Why is Italy a penis?

[-] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 22 points 11 months ago

Yes, because the food would be better.

[-] DarkwinDuck@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

Fuck you, we're not giving you Italy!

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[-] IHaveTwoCows@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

My immediate thought as well

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 20 points 11 months ago

Yes! I don't want Florida in europe!

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 14 points 11 months ago

Well you see, Florida would have to adapt to EU rules or lose all the EU funding.

And we don't tolerate POS like DeSantis.

So give it time, and it will all settle like it is now.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 11 points 11 months ago

You say that, but Berlusconi was Prime Minister of Italy for a long time.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 months ago

It's the perfect plan

[-] LaVacaMariposa@mander.xyz 11 points 11 months ago

As someone that lives in Florida, would we go over to Europe or do we stay here in the new Italian location?

[-] Microw@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

Some weird choices there with Sardinia and Sicily

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[-] Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

This made me realize that Florida is a penis.

[-] sunnie@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

just deleting florida would be better

[-] kubica@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

What if you take them off and forget to put them back?

(Sorry for the affected... maybe)

[-] Belgdore@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

Maybe we just stick them together in the middle of the Atlantic?

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 months ago

The best plan.

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

TIL that Florida is basically the same size as Italy. Weird.

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

But italy has a population 3 times higher. And its a place where you actually would want to stay.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago

Italy going from just a boot, to a boot about to kick Cuba's ass.

[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago

Just like flushing America’s toilet

[-] LegionEris@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago

Gonna find out how much crossover there really is between romance languages.

[-] banichan@mastodon.social 6 points 11 months ago

@The_Picard_Maneuver Finally, some good food in Florida that isn't Cuban or Caribbean 😅

[-] Doug@midwest.social 5 points 11 months ago

Something something Georgia

[-] mrlee@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago

If we need to take Florida, I want Cuba in the Mediterranean Sea as well.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

That's one way for Giorno to appear in Stone Ocean

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

From America’s want to Vera Wang in one easy step.

[-] pleb_maximus@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

Probably.

But since Sardinia seems to have folloewd Italy to the Americas and Corsica looks like it vanished, could we get Cuba in their place?

[-] blackkn1ght@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

I love how Sicily doesn't follow the rest of the country

[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

Why are you taking Sardinia, but not Sicilia

[-] Ataraxia@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Yes leave sicily behind fuck them

[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

An absolute downgrade. No sane person would ever want Fl*rida to replace Italy

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