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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net to c/politics@hexbear.net

Israel must surrender at once in the face of this horror oooaaaaaaauhhh

This is a very funny concept Israel has made up. How many 9/11’s is it if two guys in Vatican city die from clonking their head together like the Three Stooges.

Also please watch the video to see an old man's brain dissolving like a wedding cake dumped in a septic tank: https://twitter.com/AFpost/status/1714673932832481353?t=C3bYosaq8m3A6FIPTLnc2w&s=19

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[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 73 points 11 months ago

Football feilds and 9/11s. The only ways to measure things

[-] buh@hexbear.net 38 points 11 months ago
[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Thats right! The Big Mac measures consumer prices

[-] cynesthesia@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago

also olympic swimming pools

[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 21 points 11 months ago

I learned that from watching jarhead

[-] beef_curds@hexbear.net 62 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You know, New York's only like 5% of the US population. So New York's 9/11 is like 20 US 9/11s.

Israel's 9/11 is 75% of one New York 9/11.

Really makes you think.

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[-] jabrd@hexbear.net 57 points 11 months ago

Holy fuck he's actually dying trying to just stand there and read the teleprompter. I haven't seen many Joe clips lately, has he been this bad? I guess they couldn't keep him in hiding forever

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

It's joeverjoever

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

"God save the queen, and I MEAN IT." -JB

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago

that's as many as 30 bushes

[-] ArsenLupin@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Burning bushes can't melt steel, but the omniscient burning bush definitely organized fifteen 9/11s!

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And that's terrible

[-] TheCaconym@hexbear.net 47 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They can't possibly put him up as a candidate for the next elections, can they ? I mean, he looks at the end of his rope. Like, he's unwell and it shows. At one point in this video he seemed to be pitching towards the sides like a boat and I half expected him to fall down or fall asleep.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 37 points 11 months ago

I hope he just collapses during a public appearance, that would fucking rule

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 26 points 11 months ago

Smh making fun of his stutter again

Why are you tankies so ableist?

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 23 points 11 months ago

if he dies before 2025 they're just going to weekend at bernie's his ass

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I forgot that life is less valuable the more people there are in your nation state

Also now do Gaza

[-] Outdoor_Catgirl@hexbear.net 29 points 11 months ago

Uhh sweaty this is why nuking China isn't a war crime/s

[-] Chapo_Trap_Horse@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

Someone from Luxembourg is worth 2,376 Chinese people.

[-] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

many whites are saying this

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[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 36 points 11 months ago

it's like watching someone's granddad pretend to be the president

[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 35 points 11 months ago

fuck someone who knows how to do fraction math tell me how much that makes

[-] Fuzzy_Dunlop@lemm.ee 31 points 11 months ago
[-] Dickey_Butts@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

fuck 15 nine-elevens is like 12.27... nine-elevens? this is why I don't do math

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[-] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Americans would use anything before metric.

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[-] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

something something usian measurements

[-] PM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Explaining tragedy to an American: Imagine a 9/11. Okay, now, what if even more 9/11

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 30 points 11 months ago

"Hey Gen Alpha, there was a unique and very special tragic event that happened before you were born and it's been used as casus belli for pretty much every bad thing your country's done internationally ever since. grillman

Now you should care fifteen times as much because an ancient creepy man said so. Why don't you care? Why does multiplying zero by fifteen still mean zero? IT MUST BE THE COMMUNISTS!" grill-broke

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[-] h3doublehockeysticks@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago

I don't understand why the American right wing (Including the right wing of the Democratic party) put up with this kind of rhetoric. It is an explicit devaluation of American lives over Israeli lives. Like on it's face he's directly saying that each Israeli is worth more than an American, and I feel like that should be more scandalous than it is.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

Like on it's face he's directly saying that each Israeli is worth more than an American

the electoral college already says 1 Wisconsonite is worth like a bajillion Californians

[-] Chapo_Trap_Horse@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Even more fun is I saw some people typing this exact shit on Reddit literally 3 days ago (the 15 9/11s bit) to uproarious rounds of upvotes. Langley had this one loaded in the chamber a while ago.

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[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Genocide Joe in Creative Accounting

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

Weekend at Biden's shit going on here

[-] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

You wouldn't even need two guys in Vatican city. You don't even need one.

0.0053612631578945 people dying in Vatican City would be one 9/11.

That's like a sneeze.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

So stubbing my toe was not only my own 9/11, but the Vatican's 9/11?

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[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 20 points 11 months ago

my message to any state or any other hostile actor thinking about attacking israel remains the same as it was a week ago: Don't. Don't. Don't.

Inspiring words from the sundowner-in-chief

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[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago

Jetlag Joe is just a very sleepi

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 19 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Israel deserved fifteen 9/11s

[-] stevatoo@hexbear.net 18 points 11 months ago

Kaio ken times fifteen! biden-rember

[-] flan@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

this is a joke from team america 20 years ago jesus

[-] Cummunism@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago

maybe someone can do 15 9/11's to the USA, then would that mean 150 9/11's is going to happen to Israel?

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[-] Nationalgoatism@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

Genocide Joe strikes again

[-] frogbellyratbone_@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

i burnt my asparagus in the air fryer earlier tonight that was like three 9/11s at least

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[-] happyandhappy@hexbear.net 15 points 11 months ago

135 ELEVEN!! NEVER FORGET!

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

The story this codger is pushing makes me think of DBZ escalation:

"Yeah, the Taliban had a big powerlevel, they could pull off a whole 9/11, but we beat them ~~lol~~ and now we need to beat Hamas, who are powerful enough to pull off an attack 15 times greater! Pretty soon, we'll need to be fighting the ultimate terrorist organization, the Sissy Pee, who are so powerful that with their Wuhan Flu they have done like a million 9/11s without a single gun involved!"

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[-] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

geordi-no Measuring things in horsepower

geordi-yes Measuring things in 9/11s

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