Football feilds and 9/11s. The only ways to measure things
Don’t forget burgers
Thats right! The Big Mac measures consumer prices
also olympic swimming pools
I learned that from watching jarhead
You know, New York's only like 5% of the US population. So New York's 9/11 is like 20 US 9/11s.
Israel's 9/11 is 75% of one New York 9/11.
Really makes you think.
Holy fuck he's actually dying trying to just stand there and read the teleprompter. I haven't seen many Joe clips lately, has he been this bad? I guess they couldn't keep him in hiding forever
It's joever
"God save the queen, and I MEAN IT." -JB
that's as many as 30 bushes
Burning bushes can't melt steel, but the omniscient burning bush definitely organized fifteen 9/11s!
And that's terrible
They can't possibly put him up as a candidate for the next elections, can they ? I mean, he looks at the end of his rope. Like, he's unwell and it shows. At one point in this video he seemed to be pitching towards the sides like a boat and I half expected him to fall down or fall asleep.
I hope he just collapses during a public appearance, that would fucking rule
Smh making fun of his stutter again
Why are you tankies so ableist?
if he dies before 2025 they're just going to weekend at bernie's his ass
I forgot that life is less valuable the more people there are in your nation state
Also now do Gaza
Uhh sweaty this is why nuking China isn't a war crime/s
Someone from Luxembourg is worth 2,376 Chinese people.
it's like watching someone's granddad pretend to be the president
fuck someone who knows how to do fraction math tell me how much that makes
12.27
fuck 15 nine-elevens is like 12.27... nine-elevens? this is why I don't do math
something something usian measurements
Explaining tragedy to an American: Imagine a 9/11. Okay, now, what if even more 9/11
"Hey Gen Alpha, there was a unique and very special tragic event that happened before you were born and it's been used as casus belli for pretty much every bad thing your country's done internationally ever since.
Now you should care fifteen times as much because an ancient creepy man said so. Why don't you care? Why does multiplying zero by fifteen still mean zero? IT MUST BE THE COMMUNISTS!"
I don't understand why the American right wing (Including the right wing of the Democratic party) put up with this kind of rhetoric. It is an explicit devaluation of American lives over Israeli lives. Like on it's face he's directly saying that each Israeli is worth more than an American, and I feel like that should be more scandalous than it is.
Like on it's face he's directly saying that each Israeli is worth more than an American
the electoral college already says 1 Wisconsonite is worth like a bajillion Californians
Even more fun is I saw some people typing this exact shit on Reddit literally 3 days ago (the 15 9/11s bit) to uproarious rounds of upvotes. Langley had this one loaded in the chamber a while ago.
Genocide Joe in Creative Accounting
Weekend at Biden's shit going on here
You wouldn't even need two guys in Vatican city. You don't even need one.
0.0053612631578945 people dying in Vatican City would be one 9/11.
That's like a sneeze.
my message to any state or any other hostile actor thinking about attacking israel remains the same as it was a week ago: Don't. Don't. Don't.
Inspiring words from the sundowner-in-chief
Jetlag Joe is just a very sleepi
Israel deserved fifteen 9/11s
Kaio ken times fifteen!
this is a joke from team america 20 years ago jesus
maybe someone can do 15 9/11's to the USA, then would that mean 150 9/11's is going to happen to Israel?
Genocide Joe strikes again
i burnt my asparagus in the air fryer earlier tonight that was like three 9/11s at least
135 ELEVEN!! NEVER FORGET!
The story this codger is pushing makes me think of DBZ escalation:
"Yeah, the Taliban had a big powerlevel, they could pull off a whole 9/11, but we beat them ~~lol~~ and now we need to beat Hamas, who are powerful enough to pull off an attack 15 times greater! Pretty soon, we'll need to be fighting the ultimate terrorist organization, the Sissy Pee, who are so powerful that with their Wuhan Flu they have done like a million 9/11s without a single gun involved!"
Measuring things in horsepower
Measuring things in 9/11s
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