this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2023
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[–] wombatula@lemm.ee 71 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I cannot fathom why this is the title.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 62 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a reference to a vine. "Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay."

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 24 points 1 year ago

The drunk male problem solving.

[–] Zacryon@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Note to self: It's 2023. Men still have a big fear of being labeled gay.

[–] Stamets@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As a gay man, they really really do.

[–] librechad@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

But we're not gay

[–] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru -2 points 1 year ago

My sister is a lesbian and she has a fear of being perceived as gay. She said that she's so straight that she became a lesbian.

Leviticus doesn't specify a gender of the audience, so the only acceptable sex is for all straight men to become uwu lesbians.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the pool is 98% pure water they're probably fine unless it has piss in it

All you need is a gfci circuit somewhere in the line to be safe.

[–] mtchristo@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let's say there is an electrical shock . would it hit one of them or all of them ?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

One or none. Electricity is hard to predict though. It tries to find the easiest way to complete a circuit, but the easiest way isn't always easy to predict.