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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 76 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reddit has completely broken their brains.

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 74 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

Seriously, the OP over there is genuinely deranged.

Like what the fuck is even going on here:

I hesitate to call them tankies because they don’t follow the same ideals. These people deride ‘the libs’ but engage in liberalism, calling themselves lgbtq friendly, then they call themselves communist but engage in materialism, they call themselves socialist but agree with authoritarianism.

I don’t know what to call them besides fascist, but fascist is so non-specific when dealing with these groups that it doesn’t help for identification. We actually need a new name for this group of fascists.

![fidel-wut](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/a09540fc-b297-4c0f-a5c3-44a3de5871e1.png "emoji fidel-wut")

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

then they call themselves communist but engage in materialism

![wtf-am-i-reading](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/f4e935d1-5368-4891-905b-d4c8d065e09d.png "emoji wtf-am-i-reading")

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

It's gotta be a bit right

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Materialism is when you desire material wealth and possessions, my source is the song Material Girl" ![maybe-later-honey](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/248a9dfc-2abe-44af-bce3-a89874a6941a.png "emoji maybe-later-honey")

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

"Materialism is when you desire material wealth and possessions, my source is the song Material Girl"

When I criticize a treat (or how it's made or who is exploited when it's made) and someone says that criticizing that treat is "against materialism" that's roughly the same take. ![yea](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c8895c43-ab88-444a-a6d2-ece247ef60ff.png "emoji yea")

[–] logflume@hexbear.net 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

fascinating, linguists and philosophers would have a field day studying this person.

I didn't think it was possible to lose a language-game but this person has achieved it.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

linguists [...] would have a field day

Fun fact: it's called a "field day" because that's where I'll be buried after I die of cringe and frothing rage at the political illiteracy of the average American

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Liberals are famously LGBTQ friendly, and not the types of absolute clowns who make me want to yell "God, can you people please just stop circumlocuting and just call me a slur already? You're clearly about to have an aneurysm from not being permitted to call me [redacted] over my preferred pronouns."

And materialism famously has no place in communism, which is why Marx described dialectical vibesism in such depth in his magnum opus, Das Lemmypost; and socialism is fundamentally opposed to any and all authoritarian measures, because the ruling class famously just gives up its power when it's asked very very nicely.

I'm about to have a certified The Deprogram "thoroughly bleeped rant as the theme song fades in" moment istg

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Liberals are famously LGBTQ friendly

That's why Disney is celebrating its 25th time ever LGBTQIA+ character that can be plausibly-deniably dialed back in interpretation and/or outright edited out of the feature entirely. ![capitalist-woke](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/1a83b2f8-d855-4d5d-8c5a-5bbb13872621.png "emoji capitalist-woke")

[–] KarlBarqs@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Of course if you bring this up to a liberal they'll insist it only happens because of the evil dastardly CCP who hate gays too much for Disney to do more, but also Disney is thoroughly owned by the CCP because they want money

Or something

[–] honeynut@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago

Jesus these people get off on being smugly confident about not knowing things.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

Just absolute word salad

[–] ikiru@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

This is pure and inane projection coming from a .world user.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm kind of impressed by how they managed to construct whatever the hell that even is

[–] logflume@hexbear.net 65 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

54% of American adults read below a 6th grade level. The literacy statistics for redditors are sadly even more grim.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, don't be ableist! I myself read below a 6th grade level!

...In my fourth language!

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ha, my fourth language is English

Edit: (but I'm barely literate in my second language, Mandarin)

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's fine, I'm literally illiterate in my first language.

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

May I ask what your first language is?

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

not sure it's a great idea to share here, sorry

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I understand, that's completely reasonable <3

[–] Judge_Jury@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies.

They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past. ![sartre-pipe](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/c88d78c2-bc59-4b4f-b252-2d313203f2c7.png "emoji sartre-pipe")

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't believe Lemmygrad is so weird, who answers their door while holding a book? Like, just put it down somewhere. I guess it's a solid excuse to tell the .world Nazi to get off your porch.

[–] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think the image is meant to be from the perspective of inside the house as someone answers the door to a missionary

[–] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Clearly lemmygrad is inside, because .world has the nazis.

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

I like the people that do the national socialism thing, it's great when peoplr explicitly tell you they're too dumb to be taken seriously.

[–] Kestrel@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago

WORDS SHOULD MEAN THINGS

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

o7 to the .ee poster (maybe not, now that I look closer their username is a bit sus). If grad was really calling for "race-based nuclear holocaust", shouldn't they be able to present evidence? That whole thread is filled with some absolutely wild takes.

[–] dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine being so belligerent and delusional you make an .ee poster look like the rational one.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're sticking so hard to the "just ask the libs for a single shred of evidence" tactic that I'm wondering if it's one of us.

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I think I remember that @ - they had an account here at one point cause I did a doubletake when I saw their username.

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Is my username sus ![grandma-confused](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/ZyiNpMHPao.webp "emoji-grandma-confused")

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

You wish, but no. I'm referring to gayhitler420@lemm.ee, who was attempting to get the libs to provide evidence.

[–] Masimatutu@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Of couse you are. Clearly I am not awake yet

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

That username sounds like a cumtown bit

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Rips to that guy. Banned from .world for… username!

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

Zero chance this is a genuine mistake, it's just too much of an awkward "this situation does not happen" situation

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

It is telling that they can't even point to the meme posadism and ![xi-plz](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/198ca260-421f-4f9f-82ce-04d074dbdbd9.png "emoji xi-plz") stuff facetiously. It isn't even that hard to cherry pick stuff from here or Lemmygrad and bring it completely out of context to 'prove their point'.

They have to lie about their us because they know they're wrong