Take special note of the username and flags.
wait until u hear about how the pope is elected
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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could God rig an election so hard that He himself could not win it?
You have been awarded 5 Hexbear gold
 it's impossible to rig an election!!!! Unless you're trump somehow. That's the one exception
God isn't ruzzian, he is white
Wait until you hear how the Democrats feel they could pick a candidate.
The very cool part
Later in the hearing, attorneys representing the DNC claim that the Democratic National Committee would be well within their rights to “go into back rooms like they used to and smoke cigars and pick the candidate that way.” By pushing the argument throughout the proceedings of this class action lawsuit, the Democratic National Committee is telling voters in a court of law that they see no enforceable obligation in having to run a fair and impartial primary election.
YOU ARE DESCRIBING THE CONSTITUTION AS IT WAS INTENTIONALLY SET UP AND CURRENTLY EXISTS
which to be fair does suck
Well, yeah, of course. It's just kinda both exhausting and enraging that people act like it was ever good - that it's been "subverted" somehow and what's happening now is some grand deviation from the norm.
I love that they still go by that username despite the fact that Mueller turned out to be a spineless craven piece of shit. It's like an ongoing analogy for how useless liberals are.
His report basically completely deflated the Russiagate narrative for several years until Ukraine started heating up. Such a self own to reference the very document that disproves your entire worldview
And a republican lol
yeah isnt he buds with that one fash general?
Milley? Miley Cyrus? Mad Dog Mattis? I lose track of the rotating rogues gallery.
Our big beautiful generals folks. Straight from central casting. 
His testimony in Congress before the Iraq war basically said he thinks Iraq has WMD material.
Well of course he did, he’s US military high command they’re all one team
a private room with no camera, no press, and no devices
How did Nancy Pelosi get libs to do all the stuff what she wanted? I don't remember that being live streamed. Was it? And I don't remember being asked if I was for Nancy Pelosi or for her shitty bills. I would have voted "nay" on all that shit.
 No you see, when Democrats are d for, they swear to uphold the party’s progressive platform unquestioningly (and frankly, we wouldn’t ever  for a politician that wouldn’t). We can trust they did and do the things we d for them to do, thus obviating any need to participate further until it’s time to  again.
That’s the difference when the good guys are in charge 
Fucking liberals are amazing.
Nothing like picking arguably the most democratic thing the GOP is currently doing (slim pickings, I know) to get angry about.
Yeah, that's how legislatures work. The majority votes for one of their own by whatever ridiculous internal politics they have, and then that person is Speaker/Majority Leader/Chairman/etc.
why do people care so fucking much which elephant gets to wear the Big Boy Hat. the speaker is literally just a mouthpiece for the controlling party, anything they do is what you'd get from any member of their party (assuming party discipline, dems could elect a rogue speaker and be too weak to recall them)
what procedure could possibly be needed for such a selection except the perfunctory floor vote when their ducks are in a row?
No, you see, it's ok if the fascism is over there or benefits me!
ChatGPT what is a "Smoke filled room?"
that's not fascist that's just just internal politics
To libs everything is fascist except SS members
Conclusive evidence that the pope is fascist.
BTFO papists.
So close but their bubble is an iron dome
Mueller She Wrote
lmao Chapo Trap House praised this piece of shit
all I remember is them ironically saying "I wish we had shamelessly grifted the PPP program", did I miss something
this is correct
it was mostly dunking with a side of respect the grift
Game recognize game
Chapo always mocked Russiagate freaks from day one. Lots of people on their sub and lots of fans moaned about it constantly, about how they were Putler lovers
lol No, they don’t like that show. Chapo may have praised them in the past, but they definitely don’t like them anymore. Not only did the show make fun of them for getting a PPP loan, but they also made fun of the main host several months ago for being caught changing aspects of her life story. https://youtu.be/lkYV5RgdR7w?si=Ugqyv7BfZZe3kTbQ
Was it something other than "damn I wish we had taken advantage of ppp loans too"?
Just like in the Vatican. One step closer to the Cristo Fascist state they're working for.
This person is a grifter who got exposed stealing valor recently lmao
Link? That's sick
Unfortunately the person who posted the thread got banned, but here's an article about it
This is an archive of the thread
This person must be 12 years old
Thanks Obama. I hate it.
First: It's the Republican party. Fascism is their ideological cocaine, cut to the finest grade.
Second: This is not an example of that particular nose candy. Plenty of examples exist, to be sure, but this is just how political parties work.
I think a lot of parliamentary systems work the same. Dunno if it's particularly fascist way to elect a speaker.