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"WHERE IS CHAIRMAN XI! I MUST HAVE WORDS WITH HIM!"
 Communist Party Crasher
Person drives into Chinese consulate in San Francisco and is killed by police after confrontation, authorities say
Winters [PD spokesperson] declined to say why police opened fire or whether the person killed was armed. Winters also did not say whether the crash was intentional or give any other information on the person or the incident.
According to Molchanov [bystander], the driver exited the car shouting, “Where is CCP?” — an apparent reference to the Chinese Communist Party. The driver then started to fight with security guards, he said.
“Terrified visitors, including myself, ran and then police arrived,” Molchanov added, noting he heard two gunshots.
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"This is a unique investigation because it did happen inside the lobby of the Chinese consulate so there’s a number of agencies and jurisdictions that are involved, so this is far different than our normal officer-involved shooting,” Winters said.
this is far different than our normal officer-involved shooting
"there was way more paperwork when we iced that guy"
"I didn't feel comfortable shooting someone who actually deserved it"
Have we made sure that every Hexbear user is accounted for
Rolecall please! Everyone respond and I’ll start counting!
Pree-sent 
Alright so no need to panic but it appears that you and I are the only ones who made it
Hexbear is just some super-poster's many alts theory confirmed. Saluting a fallen hero
Can't dream up a more burgerpunk headline than this.
Cars, media induced psychosis, police killing. Could use a strip mall maybe, but other than that no notes 10/10
There was no catastrophic infrastructure failure or some kind of incident where the floor caved in via a huge florida sinkhole, so idk
We got a burgerpsycho here!
If it was in Miami instead of San Francisco it would have been even more perfect.
So MSM made a deranged man to kill himself by cop.
Of course, most likelly the man could have been calmed down without killing him.
the yankee was attempting to join the CPC in the way we know best, with an automobile
That’s how I join cub scouts
I wonder how much Reddit karma this guy had.
Top mod of non credible defense
king of reddit
CCP DEEZ BULLETS
 BRAP BRAP PEW PEW
what's Serpentza gonna do?
We store the CCP in the closet behind the copier. Right this way.
You used to be able to send a nice postcard to the consulate with some interest in literature/Xi and get literature back, idk if that's still the case.
Yeah when I applied for my visa to visit China I told them how much I admire China. They sent me a book of Mao's quotations in English and I thought that was super sweet.
He just wanted to join wtf guys
What do you think the fallout from this will be?
PLA soldiers infiltrate the American borders using wind powered weather balloons and declare war
Chinese steampunk sky pirates
This is China's 9/11
We need to shut down reddit until we can figure out what's going on.
Sorry, they only have Chairmen I through X on rotation.
Wait...so...the local police...WENT INTO THE CHINESE CONSULATE and, upon seeing the guy fighting with their security, notably Unshot!, PROCEEDED TO SHOOT HIM!
It's not an embassy, so they are in theory allowed inside. But why provoke a diplomatic incident by, again, shooting a man dead in the Chinese Consulate!
Also if the Chinese Government security guys can deal with a dude with a crossbow without killing him surely the US police can.
This is so incredibly American to the pointof self-parody 😂
It's a miracle they didn't shoot anyone from the consulate
"Dad said it's my turn to Belgrade a Chinese diplomatic post!"
Amerikkkans delenda est
Sorry Mario, but the Communist Party of China is in another consulate!
Demanding to search the basement of Communist Ping Pong pizzeria
Wait...
Comet Ping Pong...
Chinese People's Party...
CPP????
 Comet Xi Jing Ping Pong
Psychic spies from China try to steal your minds elation
Dammit someone beat me to it
WHERE IS THIS ACTUALLY EXISTING SOCIALISM THAT THESE TANKIES KEEP TALKING ABOUT???
