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[-] shasta@lemm.ee 146 points 11 months ago

No, she cannot reach her butt to wipe, so always smells like poop and it's always itchy.

[-] Uncle_Bagel@midwest.social 47 points 11 months ago

Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

[-] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 19 points 11 months ago

Toilet paper companies don't want you to know this one trick.

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[-] vodka@lemm.ee 14 points 11 months ago
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[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 130 points 11 months ago
[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 98 points 11 months ago

I only have one.

What's it like to be the Centaur of attention?

Annnnnnd I've been invited to be flung out of a trebuchet.

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[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org 65 points 11 months ago

Similar to a horse, in the back.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

Oh god. Is this the new "if dogs wore pants would it be like this or like this?"

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[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 64 points 11 months ago

No, you couldn't actually ride her. The spine simply couldn't support an adult human rider.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 56 points 11 months ago
[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Chances are good.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 28 points 11 months ago

Probably not. She looks like she weighs at least 200 lbs plus maybe another 40 lbs of armour and weapons. The average person would struggle to support that much weight for any significant duration, let alone....

Oh, I see. Yeah, probably.

[-] TheCee@programming.dev 12 points 11 months ago

Just try, what is the worst that could happen? Hehe-- [sound of breaking bones and rupturing organs]

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago

The knees not being reverse jointed would pose a challenge to movement.

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 49 points 11 months ago

This is her car

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 41 points 11 months ago

It has to be the how does she wear pants one. No way anyone could come up with more questions than that, right

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 months ago

I mean does she have hooves or feet?

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[-] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 38 points 11 months ago

Idk mate, without the armor in the middle she probably triggers every body horror alarm in my body

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[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 32 points 11 months ago

No questions. I rode with the furries for quite awhile so I know basically everything there is to know about human-animal hybrids. And human-plant hybrids. And human-machine hybrids. Even a little about human-fungus hybrids. Crazy world of variety if you know where to look.

[-] propaganja@lemmy.ml 16 points 11 months ago

You're currently in violation of the oldest, most sacred rule of secret-sharing, and recommend you amend that per your obligation to the social contract, as a matter of principle.

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[-] JustJack23@slrpnk.net 32 points 11 months ago

Does that constites a "stable family"

[-] StalksEveryone@futurology.today 30 points 11 months ago

fake, you can tell its not real because there’s too much lighting between the legs.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 14 points 11 months ago

Not for much longer if I have anything to do with it

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[-] Bootheal0179@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 12 points 11 months ago

I haven't seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

[-] EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 11 months ago

There's a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he's going to shove the one guy's head up the other guy's ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

[-] Cornpop@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

It be in the back not the front.

[-] rubicon@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago
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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago

How is the lady playing the back horsey half getting oxygen?

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[-] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 11 months ago

She has two belly buttons, one on each of her bellies.

[-] Fluffy56@infosec.pub 23 points 11 months ago

How does she sleep? Does she stand like a horse to sleep? Or does she have a way to lay down? Like, that leg design would be awful on the human spine. With that said 10/10 for something original.

[-] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago
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[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 11 months ago
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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 13 points 11 months ago

Serious question though, is it a render or AI? I'm inclined to think render because of the consistency for both front and rear views of the same model, usually AI slips up and makes things somewhat different. Thoughts?

[-] kebabslob@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 11 months ago

Its a render. Its an old pic

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

This image is way older than AI image generation

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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

How many sets of tits does she have?

Edit: looked it up, apparently it’s just two for horses, though not sure if the human set would count or if she’d have two up top and two on the underside.

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[-] Pinklink@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago

This question transcends gender and sexuality

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