Horses cant wipe either but they do fine in terms if the smell. The trick is that they have an anus designed to prolapse a few inches so that the feces only ever comes into contact with the rectum and never exterior tissues.

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Toilet paper companies don't want you to know this one trick.

[–] Teotwawki@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you haven't bought a bidet (like $50-100 and a few minutes to install) or shower every time you poop, you are probably covered in feces right now. Toilet paper alone is kind of gross.

[–] TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I actually poop in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I don't even have a toilet.

[–] vodka@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No worries we have a solution for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM

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