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[-] grue@lemmy.world 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The crazy thing is that sometimes it works (e.g. because your Makefile is wrong or you've got weird preprocessor stuff going on that takes a couple of iterations to fully compute).

[-] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago

or it could also be that you happen to be lucky enough the crash was just an occurrence that happens 1/20 times, in which case the problem still persists but... at least it sort of runs perfectly fine, 95% of the time

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago

Bug closed "it works on my machine" also known as NMFP 👐

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

Or because you must have been Hitler in a previous life and now have to use Delphi, which sometimes falls over with internal compiler errors that might resolve themselves, but sometimes needs an IDE restart, and sometimes a full machine reboot with no rhyme or fucking reason to any of it.

[-] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, I feel for you... Delphi is a really nice language... for 1995. Last I saw it used in anger was back in 2004 or so, and even then it was a joke that it was still going...

I think fucking Access is still around.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago

“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results"

The times when it works just reinforce the act of trying it again and again

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Intermittent rewards are a hell of a drug.

[-] superkret@lemmy.ml 42 points 1 year ago
[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 1 year ago

Look! I know this code is correct! OKAY!

[-] Presi300@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago
[-] palordrolap@kbin.social 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

What freaks me out is that sometimes getting the error message more than once can reset parts of the programmer's brain enough to be able to see the error that "wasn't there" before. And what's equally freaky is how often the programmer then forgets what the error even was once it's fixed.

This is personal experience of course. For me, being introspective about this is kind of like remembering Dr Who's The Silence exist when they're not right there, but somehow it can be done.

[-] wallmenis@lemmy.one 13 points 1 year ago
[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

They will eventually run out of errors

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