I just hope the courts will consider what's best for Techno Mechanicus.
X Æ A-12 and Exa Dark Sideræl Musk.
Not even joking.
They both need to lose custody based on those names
Neither is Hegar. That's their secret 3rd kid. They're so stupid.
I was making so much fun of the two kids names I completely missed the third kid lol
Yeah, you and his parents.
Holy fuck
Wait, no joke? Ræl is not a very nice thing to call someone in Norwegian
Your honor, my client promises to beseech the machine spirit and raise little Syntax Error here under the cult of Mars.
The Omnissiah is pleased.
syntax error 💀
She slept with him.
Eeeww.
There’s three of them that apparently did. Triple ew.
I'd sleep with the Mucinex germ for that amount of money
Her name is literally Grimes
Look Grimey here has made a few mistakes, and who hasn't, but it's not like she slept with musk
Correction: She was impregnated by him. I'm sure there were scientists and sycophants involved.
Don’t forget the tech priests murmuring their chants and waving incense during the entire copulation ceremony.
What kind of.vanilla as fuck sex are you having? All that's like 2nd base nowadays. Get with the times, gramps
Imagine admitting you let Elon Musk put his penis inside you.
He has been known to just use artificial insemination. Perhaps she didn't have his penis in her. 🤷🏻♂️
IVF. No physical contact necessary.
More people should really read what Musk's first wife said about him.
https://www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/a5380/millionaire-starter-wife/
Getting with someone who says "I'm the alpha in this relationship" is probably not a good idea.
Elon made it clear that he did not want to talk about Nevada's death. I didn't understand this, just as he didn't understand why I grieved openly, which he regarded as "emotionally manipulative."
Holy hell.
That was a super interesting read. Its amazing she can be so polite when talking about him, i guess time and perspective can do that.
Also for anyone curious, the post nup did not hold up. Justine gets 20k monthly plus an unspecified alimony, in addition to the 15 million she got at the time of the divorce.
Holy fuck he's a monster. Like we all knew he's bad but holy fuck.
She wrote this in 2010, when he was still at the peak of his popularity and made his cameo in Iron Man, and this article did little to his public image.
Turns out he was just really good at taking credit for other people's work and the mask finally started slipping.
Musk and Grimes first had a son together, named X Æ A-12, and then a daughter born via surrogate in 2021 named Exa Dark Sideræl Musk. They refer to them as "X" and "Y."
At this point I'm convinced there should be a test you take before the court allows you to procreate. Now hear me out, cause I know how it sounds. But maybe it can be a very simple test, with just one question: "do you plan to put more thought into naming your children than a junior dev does into naming their variables?"
I've always assumed those lists of approved names some countries had where a bit xenophobic, but it turns out they were just protecting themselves from tech bros.
I just can't give Musk any energy anymore. Delete Twitter, y'all, and if we ignore him enough he'll go away.
Yeah like the nazis. They were ignored. That turned out so well
I joined Twitter recently. Every second post was about Musk. It's exhausting. It wasn't worth joining.
Sad drama, the relationship did not end in good terms...
I wonder how he got child custody of them all, usually if taken to court don't they side with mom unless some deal was made before hand?
Money. The answer is money.
Yeah, I can see that, it does make sense.
I thought erratic behavior online would have helped but money beats anything else.
Thank you!
It’s actually usually the opposite. Women get custody more because men are less likely to fight for custody. When men do fight they tend to get custody more often.
So in Canada at least, in contested orders, the mother ended up with custody 59% of the time, the father 10%, and shared 11%.
https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/jr/jf-pf/2017/nov02.html
Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo
I get the health benefits of raw baby hearts, but once you try one deep fried there's really no going back.
Weird to think that she actually lived with Racist Uncle Elon for all those years before he gave up pretending and just had that as his public persona.
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