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[-] otter@lemmy.ca 129 points 1 year ago

You really didn't have to hit post on this one, yeesh

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 57 points 1 year ago

The people have a right to know

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 year ago

*repost this one

I had seen this many-a-time on Reddit (it’s a site that’s like Lemmy but shittier)

[-] rikudou@lemmings.world 7 points 1 year ago

Your correction doesn't make sense, there's no repost button.

meme of a confused grandma saying you really didn't have to hit repost this one

But yeah, I've seen this on Reddit few years ago.

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[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 81 points 1 year ago

I just woke up and you chose to share this with me.

[-] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Now imagine if they were kissing each others buttholes.. its an infinite loop

[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

I think topologists call it a torus.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

proctologists call it an anus

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If each human has 7/8 openings . Two humans kissing have 14-16 openings .. you basically have a bagpipe!

Update: 12-14 available openings.. we lose two for the kissing.

[-] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Maybe it's because I haven't had coffee yet, but could you do the math for me? 12-14 doesn't seem right.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Male 7: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra

Female 8: 1 mouth, 2 nostrils, 2 ears, 1 anus, 1 urethra, 1 vagina

Male/Male Kissing : 7+7-2: 12 openings

Male/Female Kissing: 7+8-2: 13 openings

Female/Female Kissing: 8+8-2: 14 openings

[-] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Got it. I thought you meant 12-14 openings each, and I was arguing semantics to myself about what could possibly be considered "openings" to make the number that big.

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 1 year ago
[-] qwertyqwertyqwerty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Good, thank you.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

But if we are going by topology logic the vagina isn't a true hole it's caped by the womb init so it's at most a cave

[-] HessiaNerd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Ears terminate at the eardrum

Urethra terminates at the bladder.

[-] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

There's a tube connecting your ears to your mouth and urine has to make it from your digestion to bladder

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[-] teft@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Vagina probably wouldn't be considered a hole but a cleft in this situation. Everything else in that list is connected to the digestive system in some way but not the vagina.

[-] JCreazy@midwest.social 5 points 1 year ago

What part do nostrils and ears play in the digestive system?

[-] teft@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The ears are connected to the throat via the Eustachian tubes. Those tubes are the reason why you can swallow and equalize the pressure in your ears when you are diving or in an airplane. Noses are connected via the sinus cavities.

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[-] folkrav@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago
[-] mild_deviation@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

That one might have in the shower

[-] folkrav@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

One might indeed

I may not, but seems like OP did

Which I'm not sure should worry me or not

[-] sfcl33t@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago
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[-] someguy7734206@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Also, kissing while having anal sex is sucking your own dick through a straw.

[-] darcy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Comment105@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

That's cool, but the best trick is kissing during vaginal sex and blowing down her throat to get a nice warm breeze across your balls.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

I think I've had enough internet for today.

Thanks for that.

[-] Touching_Grass@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Saw this question on reddit that I thought was a joke but has haunted me ever since.

Are we donuts?

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

From an evolutionary standpoint, yeah, we're donuts or tubes. It was either that or cups. Those creatures, like sea anemones eat and expel, erm, waste out of the same hole.

An example of a fellow tube is a sea cucumber

[-] MinusPi@yiffit.net 12 points 1 year ago

Topologically, a human has 7 holes.

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[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Topologists say the darnest things.

[-] 1draw4u@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it

[-] alphacyberranger@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

With enough yoga and practice if you kiss your own ass, you'll rupture space time continuum and create a point of singularity.

[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You'll know how the sun feels, when it shines out your ass.

[-] dangblingus@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

My organs have valves on them, so this doesn't apply to me.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Thanks internet, I missed ya

[-] snowstorm@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

so when you kiss your anus becomes a mouth. there's a a south park episode in there somewhere

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 9 points 1 year ago

How many men connecting their penises into their butts would it take to form a complete circle?

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[-] 1984@lemmy.today 8 points 1 year ago

I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Flip one of those bad boys around and baby, you've got a centipede going!

[-] palitu@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago

I laughed more than I am proud. The wife says that it is disgusting. I agree

[-] moipe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

What about when two human-centipedes kiss?

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 1 year ago

If one human centipede kisses its own ass it'll be an infinite loop.

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[-] moshtradamus666@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I don't like this

[-] The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

If you think about it when you sit on a toilet you are connected to a series of tubes there are other people connected to it too. Its a butt to butt connection system

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