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[–] logflume@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this chart is dumb obviously that shape in the middle is the football

it's even brown like a football

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

You’ve heard of horseshoe theory, you were rocked by fishhook theory, now get ready for, pigskin theory!

[–] grazing7264@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Textbooks are shit I got a political textbook rn that is 2 steps away from repeating Judeo-Bolshevism talking points

Sneaky socialists tricking workers into supporting communism by agitating for improving material conditions for workers, but it's all a trick! they're secretly plotting for world domination!

Thank you 19th century monarchists for cleverly outmaneuvering the communist scourge!

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Yes I am a serious academic textbook that you are required to read at a serious international College/University, why do you ask?

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Looked up a bit more on this, appears the author considers any -ism to be a religion. Which, on one hand, okay not communism specifically, on the other, a monumentally “I’m 14 and this is deep” take.

[–] logflume@hexbear.net 34 points 1 year ago

"yeah, I'm an autism worshipper"

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

That also implies that scientism is a religion. Curious! very-intelligent

[–] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[–] AcidMarxist@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if I ever get put against a wall, I would be honored to stand between a Muslim and a Buddhist inshallah rat-salute-2

[–] aes@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

u will never be put against a wall, stop being melodramatic

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Haha man thats whay i thought too, then i cracked some history books and oh boy ![shrek-blob](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/550ea5f4-0697-462b-b027-4ccaf5215f66.png "emoji shrek-blob")

[–] aes@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

u literally could have posted a map of texas and made ur point without sounding like a fuckin nerd

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Incomprehensible, have a nice mad online

[–] FUCKRedditMods@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you I already felt pretty stupid

[–] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

It’s weird that Islam, Buddhism and communism are in the golden pussy but football isn’t.

Even if your team loses all the time playing footballs a great way to get laid.

[–] IzyaKatzmann@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are football fields not enough? Must we use non-standardized comparisons for everything!!?

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Buddhism is halfways between football and the theory of relatively and halfways between Islam and communism.

I am very intelligent.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the fuck is that diagram

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Man we are such a cursed species

Gifted with the ability to conceptualize our society as a whole but without the ability to hold all its pieces still for analysis. It's like all we can do is stare at a tiny sliver of a huge line graph and guess at the larger trends beyond.

I don't want to shit on people's beliefs but there has got to be a way for us to manage the uncertainty of it without imagining that we humans are central to it all, right?

Of course I don't want to wind up like this guy, feeling myself separate from any meaning made by large bodies of people thinking congruously, so I'll point out I WANT COMMUNISM

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Looks like the treasure map leads to the windy valley where we'll find the Lost Dutchman's Mine

[–] Cherufe@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I believe in Football

I believe in Marcelo Bielsa

[–] uralsolo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

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