I'm going to a Thanksgiving in Miami with a Nicaraguan refugee who is apparently anti-Sandinista. It's going to be an experience.

As the one true leftist, I host. Nothing more anarchist than giving away as much food as I possibly can to everyone I know.

I just get really drunk and fall asleep on the porch

Joke's on them, I make a mean Thanksgiving spread

Cornbread stuffing, Cajun green bean casserole, biscuits and gravy, homemade cranberry sauce (my recipe even gets the can consistency)

A guy loses an argument against someone and angrily walks away, and you think that of me? No. I am that someone