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[–] tigolbitties@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Hopefully she doesn't pull a ukelele out

[–] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

Khajit does not have wares…. and does not consent.

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bit sus.

Imagine if someone started selling cancer free tomato's

[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] moakley@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Reminds me of an adult video I saw a while ago that completely changed how I view pornography.

It was a perfectly normal video of a perfectly normal woman doing a perfectly normal thing. The title of the video was descriptive of the action, and then in parentheses it said, "(NO FARTS)".

And I'm like... I wasn't even aware I had a preference either way, but now I definitely do.

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 1 points 9 hours ago

This whole comment and my sides into orbit; Thank you for the 1am ugly-laugh cackling and guffawing

[–] superkret@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fun fact: In the EU, you can't do this.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago

The EU has a lot of thier shot together to protect consumers

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Something tells me this person fucks cats

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago
[–] Infrapink@thebrainbin.org 22 points 1 day ago

My post is raising a lot of questions already answered by my post.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I somehow read your username as Peg Jesus.

[–] kabi@lemm.ee 18 points 1 day ago

relevant post two down in my feed:

[–] Xenobiotic@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Do unto Jesus....no, wait 🤔

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 4 points 21 hours ago

I thought the Romans had us covered there, they nailed him repeatedly!!

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

What a proactive defense to prevent misinterpretations of their words!

Scans for anything they forgot to say they didn't do

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

puts on ban proof armor

To be fair, don't we all like fucking a hairy pussy?

I know, I know, bald pussies exist, but it just feels wrong when you rub your dick on them.

However I draw the line at eating pussy. It just isn't healthy, and you don't know what you might catch from it. I mean, have you seen the mess they leave behind?

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com -2 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

It's tough when she's really turned on and there's just so much juices pouring out that they're getting in your mouth and down your throat and you're just trying not to gag 🤢

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Bro what's the big deal? Just get a straw.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Well, if your pussy is purring juices, you may have over stimulated it.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Not advocating for understimulated vaginas to keep 'em fresh. 💀

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

ive never heard of any human fucking a cat in my life, i dont imagine its all that possible but im not going to research it either. as a general rule, don't try to rape a predator species.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It’s a joke about some YouTuber (Shane Dawson?) who told a story where they jacked off and accidentally touched their cat. People immediately turned it into, “He fucked the cat?” and chaos ensued. He started posting rants how he didn’t fuck his cat and that didn’t help in the slightest.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i figured it was a joke about shera and her big cat. in the 1980's kids would joke about He-man being more interested in his cat too.

[–] SorryforSmelling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

it kinda is. but its a reference to the modern reboot of she-ra where: (huge spoilers for the show, dont click if you plan on watching)

Tap for spoileradora/she-ra literally dates catra who is an antromorph cat

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

actually the reboot is well done compared to the original.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I used to watch his videos back in the day and I don't remember the cat fucking. I remember lots of other fucked up jokes that I probably shouldn't have been laughing at.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

She must be an empath.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] Grail@aussie.zone -2 points 1 day ago

Least sexually abusive She-Ra fan