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Leopards Ate My Face

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[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 24 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, so, being incredibly generous here, I sort of get their point, but why not slowly ramp tariffs up to allow domestic production to catch up? Because fuck you, that's why.

And, as always, none of any of the false promises of prosperity excuse any of the hate Trump spreads.

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Instead, the xenophobic hate from an economic idiot is believable enough to start a worldwide depression over trying to get batteries for Elon while making pop-up-factories with AI staff I guess?

Or of course the alternative wartime “economy”.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I voted for what's best for the country moving forward

Bigotry? Ignorance of economics? Or both?

[–] III@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Both and probably a lot more. He's pretty confident that this won't affect him too much. I am sure the leopards continue to circle for a second pass at him.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 7 points 3 hours ago

Or that if it does, it's a sacrifice he's willing to make for Glorious Leader.

[–] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I sure hope these leopards find my face delicious!

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

We can't just let the leopards go hungry, you cowards!

[–] Earthprototype@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Man these guys are so dumb I can't 😂😂 "I voted for this, but..." 🤣 I would feel pity for this poor sob normaly but I'm done with their nonsense.

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 70 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

Gen X'er here, guessing this person hasn't had to look for a job in a while. Especially when externalities make the search more difficult, like having an entire sector upended.

It took 1500 applications, over 100 interviews, and 4 years to find my current position. And, this was a callback from a prior rejection! They let the first person go that I interviewed with due to sabotaging intake because they were insecure in their position. Have fun with all that.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 hours ago

Don't worry, when the tree he's under starts letting the rain through, he'll just move to a new tree.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 26 points 5 hours ago

Average conservative.

They don't see what the problem is until they get face-eaten. The sad part is the ones who go "Well as long as those brown people get it worse!"

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Millennial here, 100% agree. I'm very good at what I do in my field and have a chonky resume of experience. I used to get job offers unprompted on practically a weekly basis. Years ago my apply-to-interview-to-offer % was like 70%+.

In the last couple of years this has shifted dramatically. I do not receive job offers unprompted, because they simply aren't there. The number of listed jobs has tanked, the ones worth applying for i typically don't hear anything back from, not even a rejection. One the other day I was told it wasn't a real position that was open and was simply posted for some HR reason or some crap.

Layoffs across the board are on the rise so there are more people than ever looking and less jobs available.

It took my friend ~1yr to find a job after his last layoff.

This person is in for a world of hurt...and frankly, I have zero sympathy for them specifically.

[–] III@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Regarding sympathy - he is no different than the others who voted for this. These kinds of people aren't ready to have been wrong. So they claim they expected it. His reply is nothing but an attempt to cope with his bad choices.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 3 points 1 hour ago

It's absolutely a person speaking out loud to justify everything and avoid thinking about hardship. Humans are great at that.

[–] lordnikon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

That's not even mentioning all the AI automated posting the people and head hunter companies ate doing that is overloading your legit application submissions.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

It obviously isn't true, but if their statement was consistent, they would be happy to ensure that if it meant the country was better off 🙄

[–] GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago

May I ask what your job is?

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 59 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"Im one of the good ones", "i put in the work"

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 75 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

"government worshipers" votes for actual authoritarians

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 11 points 8 hours ago

"It'll be a short term hardship, but great for the long term!"

long term effects that FSUBAR*

*^fuck^ ^shit^ ^up^ ^beyond^ ^all^ ^reason^

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 29 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Fine, if he still supports this although he is suffering from it, his choice. But making a lot of others suffer from this, possibly in the long run, just makes him an ignorant asshole.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 33 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I knew I would suffer, but I'll be okay. I'm also making everyone else suffer along with me, and I decided that was okay too.

The selfishness of the average voter everyone. Notice he didn't talk about anyone else there except in terms of "whiners" while in the same breath admitting he is causing more suffering.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They said that it would be more suffering in the short term for them, but it would protect their future and their country

This wasnt about selfishness, this was about being disinformed

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No there's still selfishness. They don't consider how much short term suffering affects other people. If that person owns their home, has savings, can brace for not having a job for a while that's great. But it's pretty blase to say that they'll be fine while they disregard everyone else who isn't set up as well

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You can ignore a lot of things if you think its for the greater good

Also, being selfish and not thinking through all consequences is not the same thing

[–] III@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes but the selfishness lies in how he claims he will be fine, without regard for others. Selfish. He isn't either selfish or ignorant, he is both.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

They are saying that they would be fine in the context of being a part of the people that would suffer. They might have not considered that there are people in worse situations

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 56 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

American conservatives are so fucking dumb. I hope they get everything they voted for, fuck them.

[–] III@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Sadly, they get everything they voted for and so does everyone else. They "are fine" with people suffering, and because of this everyone else is forced to suffer and/or watch other suffer.

They deserve more bad things than what they voted for. Fuck them.

[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 23 points 7 hours ago

It is actually legitimately hard to wrap your head around how dumb they are.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The catch with that is everybody else suffers along with them.

[–] tankfox@midwest.social 2 points 3 hours ago

It's like we're all playing a game together, and these yokles think that if they increase the difficulty level people who are just marginally getting by will suffer a lot more than they will, and they're sure that by being part of the favored team they can be exempt from the more difficult rules enitrely

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TFW you're being principled and thinking long-term but your principles and thinking are a total disaster

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 81 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

”I was full aware the leopards would eat my face. I’m in great pain right now, but I believe it’s for the best ”

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 32 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

The leopards are eating everyone's faces, including mine. While this is usually deadly to others, I'll be fine. I'm willing to take the gamble for everyone as a whole that if enough of their faces are eaten, things will be better long-term. The whiners need to grow a spine and let the leopards eat because the payoff will be worth it.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 8 points 8 hours ago

The gammon types do know that their faces will get eaten, the important thing to them is that the people they hate will have their faces eaten even more. That's what happens when your life revolves around hating others.

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 23 points 9 hours ago

The current situation we find ourselves in makes me think of this quote more than ever:

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

H.L. Mencken

[–] FMT99@lemmy.world 107 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Well I'll say two things, first the old /r/conservative would never have allowed this open of a discussion. I don't know if these stayed up long but I remember people even going very slightly against the Fox narrative being banned.

Also this guy, completely and utterly misguided though I believe he is, at least has the courage of his convictions. He's willing to make a sacrifice for what he thinks is good for the country. I very much doubt he's right but still, that's more than most people can say.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 90 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Smells strongly of retrofitted justification BS to me.

[–] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 47 points 11 hours ago

Yeah. The dude that came up with the term cognitive dissonance described this process in his book When Prophesy Fails. Basically when you are in a cult and your doomsday ends up being a normal day you have a freak out of cognitive dissonance. This isn’t great because people don’t like having their strongly held beliefs shown to be invalid. So they must come up with a post hoc rationalization as to why their doomsday didn’t come true and why they are still right.

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[–] SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago

The copium here is epic.

[–] GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

The assumption that everyone else in the country is just him, an able bodied person of working age is telling of how much thought this person put into their vote.

Also the assumption that they will be able to get another job of equal pay even with keeping up his skills. That is a big and stupid gamble.

[–] MrPoopbutt@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Yeah but you forget - who cares about other people, ya dumb fuckin commie? Other people are dumb libs. As long as I'm OK, fuck everyone else. I'm also smart because fox news told me I am and that libruls are dumb. No way I could possibly be wrong, Donnie Diaper loves me and is working for my best interest.

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 13 points 8 hours ago

I'll be able to handle the pain short term, and obviously that means everyone else is in the same position as me and so they can too - or else they're whiners.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 31 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"long term gains can be protected". Since the new era of executive orders, how will this ever be the case? We'll just lurch from one side to the other after the next administration comes in and reverses everything that the previous did with new EO's.

[–] schema@lemmy.world 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

They are banking on a full fascist takeover. Right wing media has successfully brainwashed them into thinking that white males are the most unfairly treated group in the US, and that it will be a white utopia once they take away the rights of everyone else. Those are the "long term gains" these people are talking about.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

They have already succeeded.

[–] tastetheplague@sh.itjust.works 33 points 11 hours ago

The depths of conservative delusion truly knows no bounds.

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