Child Throws Temper Tantrum Because He Didn’t Get His Way
FTFY.
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
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I know of at least one US government web page that still references "Gulf of Mexico", but I don't want to link it, because I'm very curious to see how long it can fly under the radar. I have a thing set up that checks the page regularly and will alert me whenever it changes.
Is there a way to set up archive.org or something like that to save regular snapshots without risking drawing more attention to it?
I hate news articles so much. "The (underlined) Associated Press said" ahh, this must be a link to the actual quote, I'll read that. Nope! Just a link to their website. At least it's not as bad as other sites that link to other random articles.
Better than "Download the app to read the article"
Blocking the press is how the Trump admin can they make this absurd distraction a much bigger deal with no repercussions. The power of names is much diminished in these times. We need a better name vibe. call it Gulf of Slow The Fuck Down
Seems like the AP isn't counting the lights in the official manner. There's five lights. It's official. It's not something there's any need to stubbornly disagree about, Picard.
Tell is Donald Trump is a whiny piss baby without telling us he's a whiny piss baby.
But I thought dead naming was cool? Now you want to use preferred names.
Trump will rename them for this
Gives me a little extra respect for AP than before. Don't comply with fascists. Make them show just how incredibly sensitive and ridiculous they are.
More respect for the AP? Them and Reuters are the two defacto news orgs that 95% of other news get their articles from lmfao.
Oh, for sure. I've noticed a lot of other news sites simply citing them or republishing their content. To clarify, I didn't mean what I said in any kind of "I didn't respect them much before" kind of way. I heavily respect them, as well as ProPublica, like another person mentioned earlier. I just hold even more respect from them after this.
I love AP, too. Even Reuters can get a little eyebrow-raising sometimes, but I find AP pretty consistently solid. They're straight-up targeting the actual, real-deal journalists. ProPublica's likely to be fucked with, too.
Also, don't accept or repeat their narratives.
Good. Get punished. Don't go along with it. If you start bowing and scraping so you won't get ejected from the oval office, then that will enable that much more the gradual evolution that will lead you along with many other people to get "punished" in ways that are far more severe. Like, barges floating off of Gitmo or working in the fields on a prison labor system severe. It is insane to me that people are taking all of this so lightly and going along with it.
Even from the ideal pro-capitalist hat on; AP benefits from this. It might seem that short term they lose money by not having hot off the press news to sell, but long term they keep their credibility, which is ultimately the product they sell.
Any thoughts on how can I punish Google for renaming stuff in Google Maps? My company is already removing Google Analytics and Google Maps from our web site and has halted a planned migration to Google Workspace. And I have personally stopped using Chrome and Google Search which is just a cesspool of AI generated from garbage anymore anyway. But surely there must be more I can do...
Absolutely. That's a good start. Mouseflow or one of its competitors honestly was always more useful to me than Google Analytics. Honestly, as far as I know, a huge share of their income still comes from search ads and YouTube. I think if you just avoid those things, you're already doing more or less as much as you can.
Oh, also, publicize duckduckgo and friends over Google. Google search has become far less useful than it used to be, anyway.
Yeah been using Firefox for over a decade now. I just switched to duckduckgo about a year ago. It took about a month to get used to, but now I love it. Especially since I keep hearing how Google searches are getting worse and worse anyway. I still use youtube, but I don't use the app and block all ads at least. I put blocks on my network for Google analytics and going to try and give up my Google email address... somehow? I am realizing quick how hard it is to completely cut yourself off from this one company.
Honestly, web analytics are just stupid unless your business is selling ads. Its just vanity outside of that business case
It’s useful to check how people are using your site, if they’re getting stuck or there are spots that are hard to navigate, things like that. That’s true irrespective of whether you’re selling ads. I think it’s just that the people who are making money off the thing are a lot more likely to be bothered to invest energy into making sure their users are having a productive experience.
So Trump is offended that the AP deadnamed his gulf? Imagine that…
Not even deadnamed. The "name change" only impacts like a specific section of it, not the whole thing.
Any press still allowed in is just bootlicking government mouthpieces anyway.
Gulf of America (Gulf of Mexico)
that's backwards..
Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of ~what used to be~ America)
Major map providers are rolling out the change of name gradually worldwide.
Openstreetmap still uses the correct name.
Organic map is good. But not yet as rich as Gmaps for developing small countries.
In Southern Chile, Organic Maps was leagues better than Google. GMaps was basically unusable. So yeah, it depends where you are (and how many Germans live/travel there 😁).
I live in Bangladesh 🇧🇩
Confirmed, the US is a sensitive country
What happened to "snowflakes"? I guess that just like everything else, it was projection.
Thanks to climate change the snowflakes melted. /hj
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I too, am not allowed into the Oval Office.
I wouldn't want to belong in a place that accepts people like me.
Better that I'm not allowed in it, I think.
We should make our own Oval Office with blackjack and hookers!
Wait…the official one probably has those too. Blackjack, hookers, AND the Gulf of Mexico!
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So dumb. What a sniveling child.
Classic fashy behavior.
toss another lawsuit on the fire in 4... 3... 2... 1...
That's actually pretty pathetic
one is an international body of water, the other is wholly contained within the borders of the u.s. that's why they went that route.
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The Fourth Estate has been dead a long time now. Every once in a while you get someone that pushes back , but then they seem to get quietened.
Sure seems like he's filled that swamp back up
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