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Associated Press barred from Oval Office for not using ‘Gulf of America’ (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 43 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I too, am not allowed into the Oval Office.

[–] iturnedintoanewt@lemm.ee 6 points 5 hours ago

I wouldn't want to belong in a place that accepts people like me.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 8 hours ago

Better that I'm not allowed in it, I think.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

We should make our own Oval Office with blackjack and hookers!

Wait…the official one probably has those too. Blackjack, hookers, AND the Gulf of Mexico!