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[–] blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The ring was destroyed. But little did we know: it's true purpose was to aid in the construction of a Death Star, which is now almost complete...

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 3 points 22 hours ago

Well, Arda is Melkor's ring. He's going to re-shape it into a death star and blow up Illuvatar.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FWIW, Palpatine also came back in the original storyline past ROTJ before Disney retconned the EU. Though they didn't gloss over the "how" bit (he always intended to survive forever and had a clone factory hidden on some planet and used something similar to the force ghost, only he was able to posses his clones).

In the original story, he threatens Luke and his friends while Luke is alone, so Luke goes, "ok I'll join the dark side", gets some training, then switches back the first time he gets ordered to do something he didn't like.

The basic message was "turning to the dark side was only so final for some Jedi because the order itself considered it something that couldn't he undone, while Luke did it easily". Some of the video games touched on this, too, where the light side and dark side were just tools and it was how you used them that determined good and evil. It was also a big theme in ROTJ itself, though not heavily explored after Vader turns back.

There's hints of this in the sequels, but IMO they didn't handle it that well, especially with Luke and Kylo.

[–] Carl@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel like when people make fun of this, it isn't so much Palpy coming back that they have a problem with, but the sudden and unexpected nature of it. It's such hack writing, and it only happened that way because audiences didn't like TLJ and the people making ROS decided to backtrack on every single one of TLJ's plot threads out of fear instead of making expanding on them for a satisfying finale.

[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Yeah, it's less about "returned" and more about "somehow".

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[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Through means never fully explained (unless you buy the comics and video games), the ring getting destroyed was all part of Sauron's master plan. The villain for the first two sequels is Samwise's son Bobbit, who Sam tried to kill when he learned he was dabbling in dark arts. He's redeemed by our hero, an orc that broke rank with Sauron after learning about his plan to, IDK, blow up the whole world or something, but he's killed anyway to make room for our third movie reveal that Sauron was behind it all. Our brave orc hero must meet up with a haggard looking Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas to painstakingly re-enact the events of the Fellowship of the Ring, wander around with Gandalf and learn how to become a wizard, then kill Sauron and take the last name Baggins.

[–] Halosheep@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is painfully accurate and I hate it.

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 5 points 23 hours ago

Aragorn: "Somehow, Sauron has returned"
Elrond: "We'll need a good plan to defeat him."
Legolas: "And a new fellowship"
Gimli appearing from off camera: "and...my axe" looks directly at the camera while holding for applause

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 1 points 23 hours ago

Two rings to rule them all!

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 days ago

Blursed comment

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

❝But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged, in secret, a Ultra Master Ring™️ to control all others. And into this Ring he poured all his spare cruelty, his extra malice and his leftover will to dominate all life. An Extra Ring to rule them all.❞

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Now look at this hologram showing the original The One Ring. And now here's The Ultra Master Ring. You can see it's almost three times bigger than The One Ring."

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I know this is all in jest, but I imagined a One Ring the size of a hobbit bracelet and then imagined a cave troll discovering it and what sort of dark Lord a big dumb bastard like him would become.

This is ripe for fanfiction.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A cave troll could have actually worn the One Ring in actual LOTR canon. One of the Ring's powers was to change size. That's how it slipped off Gollum's finger at just the right time to have Bilbo pick it up. If the Ring wanted to abandon a Bearer, it could simply expand in size at an opportune moment. You think Frodo and Sauron had the same ring size?

The only real issue is that in order to fit on a cave troll's hand, the Ring would have had to want to be worn by a cave troll. It certainly could expand large enough to fit a cave troll's hand, but only if the Ring desired that for some reason.

[–] IamLost@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I was the one ring, I would grow so big and wear middle earth

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, that would have been one way for Sauron to quickly find the damn thing.

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Right perpendicular to the "axis" going through Mordor so Sauron couldn't easily find me. Because it would be funny!

(Note: I have no idea if the world in which middle earth is set/embedded is actually spherical to make this possible. Although a flat-ish world, provided its perimeter was round-ish enough could also work...

Someone who has read the silmarilion or similar please inform/correct me, thank you!)

[–] Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Extra lord of the extra rings, the return of the extra king

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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And the shape of that ring? A key blade.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sauron checks under the couch cushions and BOOM, more profit!

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine all the Hobbits solo spin off shows that i you cant pay me to watch.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would absolutely pay money for a slice of life hobbit spin off. No grand quest to save the world, just a few hobbit friends getting into trouble around the Shire and stealing veggies from some farmer's garden before getting drunk at the inn. It's exactly the feel good type of show I like.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

I would also be interested in the high stakes political drama of trying to win the gardening competition every year.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Long ago I read some incredibly cursed parody along the lines of "if LotR was a Disney animated film". The songs were absolutely horrifying. I can't find it right now, and I think it's best not to subject you to it anyway.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Please do subject us, if you find it.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 89 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tolkien himself considered revisiting Middle Earth for a new "uprising", but discarded it because it didn't and probably couldn't recapture the magic. Plus it probably felt too much like reality.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 83 points 2 days ago (4 children)

IIRC, he began writing another installment set in the 4th age, but abandoned it, because now that the main evils were dealt with, all that was left to happen was the world of men betraying each other, and it very quickly became a boring, depressing tale that just didn't need to exist.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Introducing the newest Middle Earth installment: "Tom Bombadill Kicks the Shit Out of Everyone"

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[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 49 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"The New Shadow". He wrote about 13 pages and discarded the idea for reasons you mention.

[–] Mechanismatic@lemmy.ml 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hollywood producers: "13 pages, you say? That's enough for a new trilogy!"

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

[laughs in Disney executive] “each page is enough for at least a 12 episode season of a one hour drama!”

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And we can always add filler through nostalgia bait. For goodness sake, audiences still don't know where Aragorn got the boot he wore when kicking the helmet!

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[–] TBi@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So basically he was going to write game of thrones? Although he may have actually finished it…

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[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

The 4th age is game of thrones.

Disney doesn't make movies. They make cringe fan fiction.

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[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (4 children)

If disney does what disney usually does, LOTR will be dead to me.

[–] ALiteralCabbage@feddit.uk 7 points 2 days ago

They're already doing it with TV shows, animated films etc. Disney would just do more of the same, I'd imagine...

I can only imagine what Jolkein Rolkein Rolkein Tolkein would make of it all.

[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Who cares what any of the movies do? The LotR is originally the written work. The books are the substance.

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

To be fair, the resistance being flabbergasted and in the dark at the return of their dead arch nemesis is actually quite reasonable. The return itself also harkens back to the prequels when Palpatine mentions Darth Plagueis.

The reason the Disney era movies are so underwhelming is a lack of soul and other writing blunders.

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 days ago (4 children)

The movies feel like toddlers making up the story as they play with figurines.

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Checklist movies. It becomes more important for the movie to have X element due to marketing reasons rather than plot reasons.

If the movie has more marketing elements than plot elements, it's a checklist movie.

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[–] Blaze@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago (21 children)

How is the last Rings of Power seasons? Haven't watched it yet

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago

The production quality? Fantastic and even better than season 1.

The story? I ended the last episode actually angry. I haven't been angry at a piece of media like this in a long time.

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