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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Tf happened at Reddit now?

EDIT: LOL What a shitshow! Thanks for the responses. So glad I stopped using it after the great migration to Lemmy last year.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Spez.

He's spreading cheeks to the muskrat with both hands, and in the process, "accidentally" banned a ton of NSFW subs. This made at least some people realize that their future is not guaranteed on reddit, that an off-service backup is needed; then a r/piracy post mentioning Lemmy reached the front page.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 2 days ago (4 children)

banned a ton of NSFW subs

That's a great way to make Reddittors furious.

[–] Spitfire@pawb.social 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)

They’ve said it was a “bug”.

However I can’t help but feel that it was an accidental “test” of a way to mass ban NSFW subs to be more advertiser and investor friendly.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Yup, and even if they never use it, now their investors and advertisers know they could do it as soon as it's commercially preferable.

The button they built got pushed before it was supposed to and everyone's like "Why'd you build the button?"

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 15 points 2 days ago

Enshitification proceeds apace. Welcome to the Lemmiverse!!

This is a goon safe space.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Like Tumblr before them

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

They also banned some subs that were critical of Elon.

[–] greenbanana@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

I got perma banned for “doxxing” the techs that work for Elon. Even though all I did was post a picture with their names that was included with a daily mail article.

[–] wyrmroot@programming.dev 24 points 2 days ago

Oh shit we making beans again?

🫘

[–] 1337@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

Now that you mention it, offering someone an egg went from "wtf?" to "hell yeah, free egg!" real quick.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Faberge or local cage free?

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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

We’re crab people now

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[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A bean and a void to enjoy in Saddam's spider hole while not pooping for 3 days.

Tis a silly place

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

It's that spider wearing jeans by chance also?

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I loved that the first mass meme of the rexodus was "how to not shit for 3 days"

Can I offer you advice?

Use Hot/All sorting

Check "Top-Day/All once a day"

If you use often throughout the day, check Top-6-Hours at least once every few hours

If you don't like to see random things, subscribe to stuff, and select subscribed in the sorting, and if your subscribed list is small enough, just sort by new and read everything.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago

Beans this, beans that, when are we going to bring back not pooping for 3 days?

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

bean there, done that

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I never left

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

no, beef stroganoff.

[–] TommySoda@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Don't forget the potash.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Welcome Reddifugees!! Don't mind the dust, we're building a whole new Fediverse. If you see it in progress, add in. If you see it hasn't been started, get to work. This thing is OURS!

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Whoa whoa let's not throw around the OURS's like this is .ml too hastily, let them get acclimated first.

/j

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

you know what goes good with beans? hot dogs .

Jian Yaaaaaaaang!

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Yooo, this ni🅱️🅱️a eating beans!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What about the Linux and furry porn?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

That comes in the complimentary Lemmy gift basket.

[–] Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The bean era has long passed

NOW IS THE TIME OF PEPPERONI

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 14 points 2 days ago

The Bean shall never pass! Only it's gas!

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago

Technically I am a reddifurgee. Can I have the bean? Pretty please :)

[–] RatzChatsubo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

I'll take coffee beans please

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago
[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To err is human, to bean is divine

[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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