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[-] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 133 points 1 year ago
[-] Markus29@feddit.nl 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Am I the only one that assumes the wife was driving? OP was asleep on the passenger seat, was woken by their wife for the milestone and took the picture?

[-] maltasoron@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's literally in the title.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

which means she took this picture while driving 110 km/h

[-] Jakeuphigh@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

Literally no, read it again: OP

  • Was asleep
  • was woken by wife and
  • took picture

Wife didn't need to take the picture, she woke OP to take the picture

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

if op is the one who took the picture then there's no problem indeed, my bad

[-] happyhippo@feddit.it 3 points 1 year ago

Technically, nowhere it says she woke OP up.

She just remembered how important this was to OP to the point of either waking OP up and let take a pic, or take a pic on her own.

We will never know...

[-] Visitor72@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 1 year ago

For the sake of symmetry, I would've liked to see her step it up by 10 or 15 MPH, get in another 85. It is a good, crisp photo though. Can't fault that.

[-] Polar@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 year ago

I hate people that text and drive. Pull over.

[-] mustardman@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 1 year ago

The maintenance gets tough after 80,000 miles. She's a good wife for letting you know the good days are done.

[-] ccdfa@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

How about 180k?

Mine got angry at me for taking my picture, but she was talking about her dead dad at the time. (I didn't say a word, just pulled out my camera and snapped the picture).

For context, they were astranged and she was relieved he died.

[-] there1snospoon@ttrpg.network 23 points 1 year ago

insert advice from random r/relationshipadvice user recommending you divorce and immediately go no contact

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Hit a lawer, delete the gym. Get a facebook.

[-] oldGregg@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[-] FleetingTit@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

If it ain't foggy at night: turn off your fog lights. They're blinding oncoming traffic.

[-] Justhaus20@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago
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