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[–] tuna@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

Ah yes, PCBees

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It being bees isn't too different from it being rocks

Makes more sense if anything

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Make sure to use the right type of bees. I once tried to build a computer with spelling bees and it was eeriely prospicient.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve read Children of Time, and obviously this is ant work.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Lmao I'm on the last couple of chapters of it right now and this was my exact thought.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 11 points 9 hours ago

8 bees is a beet

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

(Oops replied to post instead of comment)

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago (2 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Why do prison guards use Windows? Because it always locks up.

Alternatively:

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

These bad jokes brought to you by nerds who were around during the nineties.

Bonus! PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 hours ago

Running a Bethesda game

[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 hours ago
[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] rbn@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why only US bees? Pretty racist, huh?

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 hours ago

They can come work in the US if they have their H-1Bee visa!

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

The bees hate prime95

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

In the end, it's always bees isn't it?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

No, your confused with turtles

[–] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 9 hours ago

Thank you bees