this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


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[โ€“] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 87 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I use Lemmy for porn, niche interests, memes, and anonymous political discussion. I can't put it anymore bluntly than that ๐Ÿฅธ

[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What porn is on lemmy? Asking for a friend.

[โ€“] Exusia@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's over on its own Instance at Lemmy.nsfw

I can't speak for quantity or quality, but that's where it is.

[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Exusia@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You mean, your friend thanks me....right?

[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yeah! That.

[โ€“] davidagain@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah, yeah, definitely. And my friend thanks you too.

[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

https://lemmynsfw.com/ they got the URL wrong. lemmy.world and lemmynsfw.com are federated so you don't need to make a different account there. But if you want a "porn alt" that would be the place to do it.

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Not enough. At least for male/gay stuff. /foreskin is basically on life support, for example. I picked that one community completely at random.

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Stop looking at me like that. I have needs, okay?

[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I ain't judging but... why foreskin in particular?

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Mine was taken from me without my concent, and I really like uncut guys. Like a lot. Lot. The first uncut guy I was with, it was like an awakening. He is huge and thick too, and submissive, but ever since I've been chasing after guys who didn't get the treatment I did. It's kinda sorta my biggest 'kink', if you will.

[โ€“] daggermoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Mine was also taken away from me sadly. Maybe I should grow a new one. Apparently that's a thing. In any case, I'm happy you have something you like.

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[โ€“] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world

[โ€“] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm cut, unfortunately :(

(also disabled so my self-image is... poor)

[โ€“] RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What niche interests do you have in common with at least one other lemmy user?

[โ€“] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[โ€“] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clop_(erotic_fan_art)

For the record, I didn't know what that meant either until I searched...

None of us believe your clarification either, cupcake

[โ€“] hoss@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

QWOP ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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[โ€“] bstix@feddit.dk 56 points 2 weeks ago

You wouldn't download a Lemmy

[โ€“] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I downloaded Lemmy because social media fulfills some social needs, and it's a nicer place than Reddit. And I avoid Twitter and Facebook like I do hipster singles bars.

[โ€“] Delphia@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Even facebooks gotten way worse of late, no matter how much I block, hide and say "Show me less of this content" every day or so its like "are you SURE you dont want to see jokes about how woke culture is to blame for everything?"

[โ€“] shoulderoforion@fedia.io 37 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If this is about the NSFW Reddit ban, it seems it was a program who's "go" button got pushed too early, and most if not all the NSFW subs which got the hammer have had their access restored.

[โ€“] Alteon@lemmy.world 38 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

....what was the program supposed to do Carl?

WHAT WAS IT SUPPOSED TO DO!?

[โ€“] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It seems like auto ban unmoderated subs, but a glitch caused it to ban a ton erroneously.

[โ€“] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

That glitch seems weirdly consistent in the types of Subs that got "accidentally" banned.

[โ€“] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So the moderated nsfw subs survived?

[โ€“] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

No, hence the glitch.

[โ€“] fxomt@lemm.ee 31 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, they totally "by accident" deleted most NSFW subs. They totally weren't testing the waters to turn their site into more of a corporate, lifeless bland of "neutral" bullshit just for advertisers.

Crazy how they accidentally banned all the subs the Christofascists want banned by pure coincidence.

[โ€“] Exusia@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"accidentally" called them Unmoderated

[โ€“] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Y'all are downloading Lemmy?

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~I~ ~just~ ~use~ ~the~ ~web~ ~UI~

[โ€“] Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sync for Lemmy >>>>

[โ€“] roserose56@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yea, be t does it have gestures? Swipe left for reply on anothers comment or swipe right for upvote?

[โ€“] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate gestures

"Oh is that a speck of dust on my screen, let me wipe it real quick"

[EMAIL DELETED]

"NOOOOOO ๐Ÿ˜ญ"

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[โ€“] butter@midwest.social 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is this woman in a Rosetta Stone commercial talking about Duolingo

[โ€“] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because it was an SNL sketch about duolingo and the person who created this image macro fucked up the text

[โ€“] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also this is lemmyshitposts so can't be too high quality

[โ€“] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

You're a dwarf, dwarven shitposts are always of the highest quality. And being a shitty dwarf gives you a bonus to shitposts.

[โ€“] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gooners make the internet go round

[โ€“] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

(Rapid squelching noises)

[โ€“] labbbb2@thelemmy.club 10 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm downloading Duolingo so I can speak Russian with Kinahan's drug cartel members or other gangsters, lol"

[โ€“] Gonzako@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, I posted a shitpost and laughed at people getting angry because I mixed up the FBI and the CIA

[โ€“] fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Pls god let instance muting be a thing. The gooners I cannot.

Also op, you missed an obvious pun and I am disappointed.

[โ€“] Sonor@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you can block instances pretty easily

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