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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why do you have four smoke detectors in your bedroom?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

"It gets really hot in here"

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 67 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yes, a sex swing! Definitely not for suspension bondage, I don't even know what that is, haha. ...unless? 🥺

[–] AlataOrange@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I definitely don't want to tie up a cute little sub from my ceiling and take advantage of them when they are totally helpless ....

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 37 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Why's the sub always gotta be little and cute? #NormalizeBigSubLove

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This may be reductionist, but all subs are cute and little in my eyes.

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

Reductionist? Maybe? But it made me feel all warm and tingly, so thanks lol

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Big and ugly sub. Medium sized regular looking sub. All of them

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I love talking shop with my fellow silent service enthusiasts!

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

Mmh, I wanna step on those subs and explore their insides so badly

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

love me a big sloppy ugly sub for lunch

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 12 points 3 days ago

I feel seen. The introvert part of me is horrified, but the big, sloppy sub part is excited to be suspended from a fake smoke detector...

[–] ookiiBoy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago

... Footlong sub. BLT subs. Goddamn, I'm hungry now.

[–] Frothing@pawb.social 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] AlataOrange@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago

Feel free to DM me 😘

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Sex swing is easier to say than suspension bondage.

In the end, as long as it is properly secured to a beam, you can hang a few pals from it and it will work.

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is indeed amazing how versatile a simple hook can be. Unrelated, but you don't happen to be looking for more pals?

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I don't even have a hook. But I've seen videos

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 62 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You see you just have this special smoke detector and an actual detector in the same room, no one's gonna notice.

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The amount of places I've lived with old, busted, hard-wired smoke alarms replaced with newer battery operated ones.

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Did you check them for hard points underneath?

Huh? I've never done what is shown in the OP, was just pointing out that redundant, old smoke detectors are pretty common. Therefore, it won't arouse suspicion if you have two in a room.

[–] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I think the fingerprints and smudges are going to be more telling than a second detector.

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

hello there

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 days ago

Lol "hiding"

I just have multiple ceiling hard points in rooms on all 3 floors of my house.

[–] orsetto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 days ago

can someone repost this in about 10 hours? i might have to make a joke

[–] Lootboblin@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

Some sex swings do offer boxing bag experience!