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[–] Xylight@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When developing photon I always end up with more issues on chrome browsers than firefox. and half of those are because of its god awful scrollbar. Please use an overlay scrollbar instead of shifting the stupid page around, chrome.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 8 points 22 hours ago

ugh yeah classic chrome am I right? (I forgot how to center a div)

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My website only works with Chrome, but it has to be a specific old version of it. And you also need to install some extensions. Very specific versions of these extensions. Few of them already removed from the store due to security backdoors.

I have a Docker image you can use to run Chrome though.

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 points 22 hours ago

At that point, just release your website as an electron app.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What version of Docker do I need to run your container?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You'll need my fork of docker, and you'll need to apply a patch.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Can I run your patched version of docker on docker?

[–] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 10 points 22 hours ago

Yes, with --privileged. It's totally safe. Trust me.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No. You need to run it in a VM that runs TempleOS.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which version of TempleOS?

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

My code is portable enough to support all versions.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

How did we get from "SGML varient for formatting text" to this?

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Greatest format ever. I present you with the Demi-God of memes award for best use of THEY LIVE if you originated the template. If you did not originate you get the cool assed dude award for sharing. Many thanks.

[–] Mnemnosyne@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like this template so much better than the Spider-Man one that people constantly use backwards.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But this one's also backwards? I haven't seen the movie, talking purely about the two photos.

[–] KingOfTheCouch@lemmy.ca 92 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In the movie the glasses let the wearer see the truth. This template is often used backwards but it's correct in this case.

[–] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 day ago (6 children)
[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

"They Live!" A guy finds some strange sunglasses that lets him see the subliminal messages hidden in all our print and media and advertisements. He can also see aliens walking amongst the population, disguised as regular humans!

Turns out, Earth had been invaded by aliens long ago and they've been keeping us under their control with subliminal messages for decades.

[–] thisismyname@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

And the aliens definitely aren't allegory for capitalists

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 297 points 1 day ago (15 children)

If your website only works with Chrome, it’s not a website. It’s a Chrome site.

You didn’t design for the web. You designed for Chrome.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I do this, but unironically.

[–] bluewing@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

An Antiquarian I see. Carry on my good fellow!

[–] BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one 135 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Fuck chrome. Such a dogshit unoptimized spyware browser that now disables ad-blocking plugins

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree that Chrome fucking sucks, but it's disingenuous to call it unoptimized. Chrome and chromium-based browsers are as fast as or faster than Firefox. Although I agree that manifest V3 is horrible to the web as a whole and shouldn't have been created.

[–] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It also eats up like 99% of your CPU

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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chrome is awful in nearly every way one can measure a browser. Anyone still using this as they're main driver in 2025 is technologically challenged.

[–] borari@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s wild to see Chrome going from the browser to use if you had any tech sense whatsoever to being universally derided.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Universally derided

lol try looking outside lemmy. 90% of people still just use it and don't care

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

At least in my country, google is going balls-to-the-walls mode with the chrome psyop. Like every third ad on youtube is an ad for chrome. And if you're a little older, you'll remember their countless other ad campaigns that propelled chrome into the mainstream. The only reason so many people use chrome is because they're brainwashed into it.

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[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish I could like this thrice

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Make an alt account.

[–] NekoKamiGuru@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This has been a problem for a very very long time

[–] luciole@beehaw.org 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I agree with you that failing to support multiple browsers is an old problem, but I think the cause has shifted.

Back in the last century, supporting both browsers amounted to sniffing the browser and implementing the same feature twice. document.layers vs document.all for example.

Nowadays I think the problem is different: we just don't know what's going on. The site is transpiled from TypeScript, written on top of React or Vue which drastically switches paradigm (bonus for Tailwind), packed with building tools, and the average dev has little understanding of what actually comes out. It's a tall stack of leaky abstractions on top of the already tall one of the web. The dev is pretty sure it works on Chrome so they say it does work there, but it was not even a deliberate choice.

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