Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 12 hours ago by wahfflez@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] python@lemmy.world 65 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Idk how it is with chipmunks, but rats poop every 15min on average. So it would probably be an inconvenience to wear a dress that's long enough to get shit stains

[–] wahfflez@lemmy.world 66 points 12 hours ago

alvin and the chipmunks bloopers are just 5 hours of him shitting himself

[–] nightm4re@feddit.org 10 points 10 hours ago

shit stains, Randy!

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, no wonder they leave shit everywhere they go.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

They also are basically always dripping pee wherever they go. Constantly. Like a faucet.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 10 hours ago

My nephew is like that. Although he turns it up to 11 anytime he's been changed.