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Idk how it is with chipmunks, but rats poop every 15min on average. So it would probably be an inconvenience to wear a dress that's long enough to get shit stains
alvin and the chipmunks bloopers are just 5 hours of him shitting himself
Damn, no wonder they leave shit everywhere they go.
They also are basically always dripping pee wherever they go. Constantly. Like a faucet.
My nephew is like that. Although he turns it up to 11 anytime he's been changed.
shit stains, Randy!